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Caption Competition: Literally a selfie stick


WINNER: Literally a selfie stick (from MillyTotz88) RUNNERS UP They’ll try anything to get folks to talk about Brexit! (from Inchcock) Harvey Weinstein only allowed to touch images of stars, … Continue reading

March 10, 2019 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Ryanair stewardess demonstrates their new improved lifejacket.


WINNER: Ryanair stewardess demonstrates their new improved lifejacket. (Adrian Bamforth) RUNNERS UP Chris Grayling’s second attempt at a ferry service (From YouthBitz) See what can do to you? Best stick … Continue reading

March 4, 2019 · 2 Comments

‘Bring me home’ says extremist, Nigel Farage.


The ex-UKIP Leader has said he wants to return to the UK to give ‘birth’ to a new Brexit party.  In 1999 Mr. Farage left London to join the caliphate … Continue reading

February 28, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘It never said in the brochure that the tide went out this far!!’


WINNER:  ‘It never said in the brochure that the tide went out this far!!’ (from Jimbo) RUNNERS UP: He’ll never make it to Cardiff for kick off. (from Jamie Nelmes) … Continue reading

February 23, 2019 · 1 Comment

It’s Chris Grayling – what did you expect?


Shocking new statistics suggest at least 0.000001% of the population are still under the impression that Chris Grayling can actually do a job.  Alarming feedback, indicates that some voters would … Continue reading

February 21, 2019 · Leave a comment

Maybe not having Brexit is making firms leave?


While everyone is quick to assume Brexit uncertainty is leading to high-profile companies leaving the UK, others suggest that it is this very lack of post-apocalyptic-turnip-famine-zombie-infestation opportunities that are killing … Continue reading

February 18, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Vatican opens new Theme Park with launch of high end shooting gallery.


WINNER: Vatican opens new Theme Park with launch of high end shooting gallery. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP Pope proud to show off his attitude to diversity as he welcomes men … Continue reading

February 16, 2019 · 4 Comments

Public favour skipping 2nd Referendum and moving straight to the 3rd


Recent polls suggest that in any scenario all options on a ‘People’s’ ballot will be bad ones; ranging from to having chilli sauce rubbed on your nether-regions, to eating a … Continue reading

February 13, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Pope auditions for Harlem Robetrotters.


WINNER: Pope auditions for Harlem Robetrotters. (from Adrian Bamforth) RUNNERS UP Hand of God. Finger of Pope (from HorleyChocIce) And you stick your finger in the hole like… ah, I see … Continue reading

February 10, 2019 · 2 Comments

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