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Russia phones National Bullying Helpline


In the weepy small hours of the weekend, the peoples of the Russian Federation jammed phone lines with complaints of harassment and online bullying by members of the UN. In … Continue reading

July 31, 2014 · 2 Comments

Police launch new ‘999Haters’ service to combat trolls


Now that over 50% of UK policing is focused on social media complaints, senior officers are set to invest in a first response system to combat internet ‘meanness’, aggressive emoticons … Continue reading

July 25, 2014 · Leave a comment

Facebook outsourced to Neighbourhood Watch


With the social-media giant’s market share set to contract over the next ten years, Mark Zuckerberg has been on the look out for a ‘low tech’ solution to his ‘curtain … Continue reading

April 30, 2014 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet Caption Competition Winner: ‘At last an upside to the Fukusima meltdown!’


‘At last an upside to the Fukusima meltdown!’ (from ‘HazHazzer’) This month’s photo come courtesy of: http://www.bbc.co.uk DATE: 5th Oct 2013 RUNNER UP: ‘How do you like them apples!‘ (from ‘MizzStory’)

October 6, 2013 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet Caption Competition Winner: ‘GTA5: A girlfriend free zone!’


“GTA 5: A girlfriend free zone!” (by Larrylarryson) This month’s photo come courtesy of: itv.com DATE: Sept 20th 2013 RUNNERS UP “Next in the cue to get stabbed” (by Cheesemerit) “Whatever … Continue reading

September 22, 2013 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet Caption Competition Winner: “Oh Mr Assad, you are such a gas!”


“Oh Mr Assad, you are such a gas!” (from Al O’Pecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: Her Majesty’s Governement  Caption Week: Sept 14th 2013 RUNNERS UP: Queenie: “Get me f***ing … Continue reading

September 15, 2013 · 5 Comments

“PRISM unfollows Ricky Gervais”


In a move that has created zero impact in the Twitter world but significant surprise in the Intelligence gathering community, the NSA’s data mining program has ceased to monitor the … Continue reading

August 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Facebook now to include the ‘secret of fire'”


Pleased by the success of including hashtagging within their social network, Chief Operating Officer Sheryl Sandberg has decided to roll out a series of innovative technological advances. First amongst these … Continue reading

June 17, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Hassan Rouhani promises to reform Scrabble App”


Front runner for the Iranian Presidency, Mr Rouhani has spoken about the need to re-engage with the West, free political prisoners and return to the traditional Chambers dictionary. The 64-year-old … Continue reading

June 15, 2013 · Leave a comment

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