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‘Bring me home’ says extremist, Nigel Farage.


The ex-UKIP Leader has said he wants to return to the UK to give ‘birth’ to a new Brexit party.  In 1999 Mr. Farage left London to join the caliphate … Continue reading

February 28, 2019 · Leave a comment

Straw polls bad for the environment


While the UK considers banning 8,500,000,000 plastic straws a year, many feel that we should also stop asking for referendums 8,500,000,000 times a year.  It seems that every time British … Continue reading

April 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

Twas the night before Brexit (- at this rate, probably by December 2026)


Twas the night before Brexit and all through the House Of Commons, no sex occurred. No hand down a blouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, With … Continue reading

December 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

We’ll all be bummed by space monkeys – warns Farage‏


UKIPs leader has unveiled a stark vision of continued EU membership which involves being impregnated by alien simians and being force fed spicy food. Mr. Farage, standing beneath the logo … Continue reading

June 20, 2016 · Leave a comment

Nigel Farage to be dropped on the Ukraine


In a last ditch attempt to stave off closer ties with the EU, President Viktor Yanukovych has ordered Kiev protesters to be bombarded with the leader of UKIP. Aerial strikes … Continue reading

December 19, 2013 · 2 Comments

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