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TV producers excited by new reality show ‘Survival Sex’

Continuing their long running franchise of ‘grim reality’, the Government is helping tens of thousands of people to live their dream, of appearing on TV with a MP’s hand up … Continue reading

November 11, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Maybe alternating with layers of fondant wasn’t the best idea.’

WINNER: ‘Maybe alternating with layers of fondant wasn’t the best idea.’ (David H)   RUNNERS UP No deal Brexit finally reached (from steve horowitz) I only told the missus to … Continue reading

November 9, 2019 · 2 Comments

Government insists there will be no delay in getting lorry loads of dead immigrants

Not to be disheartened by finding 39 murder victims in the back of a refrigerated trailer, Boris Johnson insisted that Britain’s delivery of slaves and sex workers will be as … Continue reading

November 6, 2019 · Leave a comment

The 70s is sick and tired of your bitching

While The Daily Mail would like you to believe that the 1970s was the nadir of human civilization, the Bay City Rollers would like to tell them to ‘Bye Bye … Continue reading

November 4, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: BIBLICAL TERMINOLOGY: ‘Blow job’ – a discerning wind

WINNER BIBLICAL TERMINOLOGY: ‘Blow job’ – a discerning wind (from Moky) RUNNERS UP “…and I went like this and said in my deep voice ‘I am your Father Luke…’ and … Continue reading

November 2, 2019 · 1 Comment

Brexit proposal involves putting the UK in a Time Capsule

Boris Johnson has agreed that the best thing for Britain, will be for it to be hermetically sealed until this Brexit debacle is over – optimistically sometime in 3011.  The … Continue reading

October 31, 2019 · Leave a comment

Only relatives of Boris Johnson will be eligible to vote

Under tough new voter ID legislation, only those with 95% DNA in common with the Prime Minister will be able to vote – a specific DNA match which also includes … Continue reading

October 30, 2019 · Leave a comment

SNP formally back decriminalising haggis

The Scottish National Party have declared an end to the prohibition of offal or meat products that look like Boris Johnson. Once the legislation is passed, ordinary Scottish citizens will … Continue reading

October 29, 2019 · Leave a comment

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Fascists will actually shoot me

Recent concerns that violent language may lead to violence, have been of little consolation to those UK citizens who have discovered that actual violence also leads to violence.  MPs seem … Continue reading

October 28, 2019 · Leave a comment

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