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Readers of Flib are asked to submit their caption for this week’s image via the reply button or a direct message to @Wrenfoe on twitter. The closing date for the … Continue reading

January 19, 2019 · Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth announce 2020 divorce


Publicists for the celebratory pair were pleased to announce the couple’s imminent nuptials, quickly followed by a flurry of lucrative media interest and to culminate in the inevitable break-up. The … Continue reading

January 17, 2019 · Leave a comment

Moon probe still wrapped in KitKat wrapper


With almost 50 years of lunar technology available, the Chinese space agency has still opted to use the contents of a lunch-box to protect the delicate Chang’e-4.  The first images … Continue reading

January 16, 2019 · Leave a comment

China Moon Mission: Pink Floyd album an elaborate scam


Having landed on the dark side of the moon, Chinese scientists have confirmed a complete lack of quadraphonic music and ‘almost no evidence’ of 1970’s prog-rock.   Instead, the Chang’e-4 probe … Continue reading

January 14, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Fans say the cast of Mummy Mia 2 are too old


WINNER: Fans say the cast of Mummy Mia 2 are too old (from BotTheDot) RUNNERS UP ‘Mr Trump? Wake up – it’s time to go to work’ (From Nicktoon5) Brexit … Continue reading

January 13, 2019 · Leave a comment

Shit creek contractor has never ‘actually’ used paddle before


In the event of a no-deal Brexit – or karma as it is known – the British government has entrusted part of their ferry service to a firm without any … Continue reading

January 10, 2019 · Leave a comment

Gabon foils military coup by having a ‘People’s Vote’


The Gabonese Government has managed to avoid open rebellion by having offering a second Brexit referendum.  This follows five soldiers taking control of the national radio station; demanding an end … Continue reading

January 9, 2019 · Leave a comment

Nightmares caused by farts you don’t let out


Scientists have discovered that repressed flatulence gives rise to your inner demons and can result in disturbing images; such as ghosts, monsters or Theresa May running in a field of … Continue reading

January 8, 2019 · Leave a comment

May bribes Knights of Ni to say ‘Yea’


The Prime Minister has offered New Year’s honours to Brexiteers in exchange for their support, with the understanding that they can have any shrubbery they want, provided it is not … Continue reading

January 7, 2019 · Leave a comment

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