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£1 coin notices the locks have changed


To the outsider, it has been obvious for some time that the relationship between the old £1 and the Bank of England has been fragile; with the Bank often out … Continue reading

October 17, 2017 · Leave a comment

Amal Clooney admits to being clickbait for dyslexics


Despite being a distinguished human rights lawyer Mrs Clooney has expressed frustration at the online attention she has received, since her marriage, from those looking for ‘backdoor action’ involving her … Continue reading

October 16, 2017 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: The Catholicisation of The Handmaid’s Tale….Pope fan fiction, No1 bestseller.


WINNER: The Catholicisation of The Handmaid’s Tale….Pope fan fiction, No1 bestseller. (from Puckitt) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 14th Oct 2017 RUNNERS UP Pope accused of ‘selling … Continue reading

October 15, 2017 · 1 Comment

Scotland to pay for Scots to stay


Having agreed to help fund an EU settlers’ fee, the Scottish Government is looking for ways to stop their own citizens from tunnelling under Hadrian’s Wall in an attempt to … Continue reading

October 12, 2017 · Leave a comment

Ted Heath to be next Tory leader


Despite being embroiled in an historical abuse scandal and ‘technically dead’, Edward Heath is now the frontrunner to replace beleaguered Theresa May.   One Minister commented: ‘Gropey Heath may have bodged … Continue reading

October 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

Terrorist dies tragically of ‘shooter’s elbow’


In light of recent killings, the National Rifle Association has been quick to highlight the perils of using a fully automated weapon; without appropriate strapping, access to a trained reflexologist … Continue reading

October 9, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Errol’s idea of smart/casual was a little unorthodox.


WINNER: Errol’s idea of smart/casual was a little unorthodox. (from ZZRMark)   RUNNERS UP Forget the elephant in the room – what about the moose on your head! (from davveSTEW0) … Continue reading

October 7, 2017 · Leave a comment

Old western men looking for love in your local area


Asian websites have reported being flooded by pop-ups offering ‘no-strings attached’ casual sex from middle-aged singletons based in the Winchester area.  Erotically posed in figure-hugging cardigans, these provocative images of … Continue reading

October 5, 2017 · 4 Comments

Catalonia demands £350m for NHS


Amid violent protests, Catalans have appealed for their independence from an evil, centralized European bureaucracy and an end to straight bananas.  Holding banners depicting Nigel Farage in a Barcelona strip, … Continue reading

October 4, 2017 · Leave a comment

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