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Woman breaks and finally joins Amazon Prime


Tired of pop-ups asking you for your first-born child’s bank details?  Frustrated by checkouts leading you to additional products; such as headphones for your dog or glow-in-the-dark ice cube trays? … Continue reading

July 2, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Haven’t lost an arm wrestle for years, your Majesty’


WINNER: ‘Haven’t lost an arm wrestle for years, your Majesty’ (from SteveHorowitz) RUNNERS UP ‘You fist pump me again Blobby and one will have one thrown in the fucking Tower!’ … Continue reading

June 29, 2019 · Leave a comment

Boris is Connor MacLeod


The Tory frontrunner has proven himself impervious to all forms of scandal or physical harm; and who many suspect is an immortal Etonian, here to fight for ‘The Prize’ of … Continue reading

June 27, 2019 · Leave a comment

Mark Field perfects Heimlich manoeuvre


Medical professionals have applauded MP Mark Field’s valiant man-handling of a Greenpeace protestor, using his best Sith-Lord throat-massage. The Foreign Office minister’s life-saving procedure, involved smashing the young woman against … Continue reading

June 24, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: The Short cut to Brexit!


Caption Picture – The Short cut to Brexit! (from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP Exclusion wall set up around Mark Field (from JoyWelsh) Tory Leadership Contest: Endurance Round (from Ghost77er) Black Watch-lite … Continue reading

June 22, 2019 · 2 Comments

Cat is sure you’ll prefer her anus to your newspaper


After much analysis of human behaviour, ‘Missy’ the Cat is convinced that thrusting her derrière in your face, would be your preferred option over doing The Times crossword.  A cheeky … Continue reading

June 20, 2019 · Leave a comment

Voter, looking left, gets hit by bus coming from the right


Nervous voters reluctant to cast their votes for anything vaguely left-wing, have been surprised to wake up to the prospect of Boris Johnson as PM and Nigel Farage as their … Continue reading

June 19, 2019 · Leave a comment

Landlocked pensioner told to stop dumping millions of tonnes of plastic in the ocean 


Harold Burgen (76) has been warned by his local council, that the global eco-system is about to collapse unless he stops consuming 120,000TWh of fossil fuels and eating all the … Continue reading

June 17, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Don’t say it out loud…don’t say it out loud…Those hands though…No, it’s Ok, he can’t see me smirking from here’


WINNER: ‘Don’t say it out loud…don’t say it out loud…Those hands though…No, it’s Ok, he can’t see me smirking from here’ (from Bryntin)   RUNNERS UP Donald still didn’t understand … Continue reading

June 15, 2019 · Leave a comment

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