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Caption Competition: ‘What do you mean ‘He’s got the family ears’? This is a teddy bear.’

WINNER: ‘What do you mean ‘He’s got the family ears’? This is a teddy bear.’ (from Bryntin) RUNNERS UP “Danny Baker called the bear a what?!?’ (from Hoylander) ‘F$ck! I’ve … Continue reading

May 18, 2019 · 1 Comment

Spoiler Alert! George RR Martin doesn’t know how GOT ends either

The American novelist has confessed that he is avoiding all online discussion of ‘Game of Thrones’, so he can also enjoy the surprise of how it all ends. Although having … Continue reading

May 14, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Meine Schatz du bist in die scheisse strasse!’

WINNER: ‘Meine Schatz du bist in die scheisse strasse!’ (from Jimbo) RUNNERS UP “No no Theresa, I have no more blood to give you” (from David Thomas) ‘Kiss goodbye to … Continue reading

May 12, 2019 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Fortnite announces deletion of its least popular skin and pickaxe.

WINNER: Fortnite announces deletion of its least popular skin and pickaxe. (from DavidH)   RUNNERS UP Go go gadget mace! (from Adrian Bamforth) ‘Mr. Speaker are you sure I can’t … Continue reading

May 5, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Chris Pratt launches “Snotify”

WINNER: Chris Pratt launches “Snotify”. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP The idea is to slurp it all in before it hits the floor. Best results, as usual, can be seen … Continue reading

April 28, 2019 · 2 Comments

French Revolutionary peasants ‘never liked’ cake in the first place

Historians have revealed that Marie Antoinette’s iconic dietary advice was intended to mock those who were gluten-intolerant.  What was previously unknown, was that 48% of all peasants had wheat-related allergies … Continue reading

April 25, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: The not so ‘Hard’ Border

WINNER: The not so ‘Hard’ Border (From Zatsmee) RUNNERS UP  Eire reacts to Brexit (from Goy7AA) Leprechauns their powers to conjure invisible stool (from MikeStern1976) Both of them could see … Continue reading

April 20, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Sing when you’re winning, you only sing when you’re winning’

WINNER: ‘Sing when you’re winning, you only sing when you’re winning’ (from Baldilocks6) RUNNERS UP Hard cheese for those who like soft cheese (From GuggleMrs) ‘Oooo a blue flag…hold on…where’s … Continue reading

April 15, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Trump: ‘So… how’s the family?’

WINNER: Trump: “So… how’s the family?” (from Adrian Bamforth) RUNNERS UP Waiting for Godknowswhat (from Al O’Pecia) Sadly Kim never saw the heart Donald made with his hand (from PokeNot6_) … Continue reading

April 6, 2019 · 1 Comment

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