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You’re paid less because you’re sh$t at your job


A landmark study has revealed that the wage gap you are experiencing, is simply down to you being worse than your work colleagues. Explained your line-manger: ‘I’m biased, but not … Continue reading

January 21, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘And I am pleased to announce that Jacob Rees-Mogg has been transported back to the 18th Century’


WINNER: ‘And I am pleased to announce that Jacob Rees-Mogg has been transported back to the 18th Century‘ (from Titus) RUNNERS UP Calls for a People’s Vote on 1922 result … Continue reading

January 20, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Fans say the cast of Mummy Mia 2 are too old


WINNER: Fans say the cast of Mummy Mia 2 are too old (from BotTheDot) RUNNERS UP ‘Mr Trump? Wake up – it’s time to go to work’ (From Nicktoon5) Brexit … Continue reading

January 13, 2019 · Leave a comment

May bribes Knights of Ni to say ‘Yea’


The Prime Minister has offered New Year’s honours to Brexiteers in exchange for their support, with the understanding that they can have any shrubbery they want, provided it is not … Continue reading

January 7, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: If M&S did pigs in blankets…


WINNER: If M&S did pigs in blankets… (from ClareField2) RUNNERS UP If you think I am voting for Trump again go fuck yourself, he’s making a pigs ear out of … Continue reading

December 30, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Who thinks Theresa May should be on the naughty list?’


WINNER: ‘Who thinks Theresa May should be on the naughty list?’ (JamieJam) RUNNERS UP ‘Put your hands in the air, if you’d like to f$ck an elf’ (from Daisyoutside2) ‘Hands … Continue reading

December 22, 2018 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Ironically, while the turkey welcomed being pardoned, Melania secretly prayed for death


WINNER: Ironically, while the turkey welcomed being pardoned, Melania secretly prayed for death (from KatNitKit)   RUNNERS UP ‘It’s not Turkey I worry about, its Grease!’ (from Inchcock) ‘Using the power … Continue reading

December 16, 2018 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: ‘We kneed help as well…’


WINNER: ‘We kneed help as well…’ (from Inchcock)   ‘Keep back, Donald. She’s not worth it’ (from FortyTwo42) #MoiToo (from Norble_Weeks) Donald was regretting putting superglue on his knee (from Paul … Continue reading

December 9, 2018 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: The arrival of the Emperor of Triffidonia was greeted with the usual Pomp and Circumstance.


WINNER: The arrival of the Emperor of Triffidonia was greeted with the usual Pomp and Circumstance. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP See! I told you after Brexit the railways would improve! … Continue reading

December 3, 2018 · 2 Comments

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