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Readers of Flib are asked to submit their caption for this week’s image via the reply button or a direct message to @Wrenfoe on twitter. The closing date for the … Continue reading

July 20, 2018 · Leave a comment

May boasts: ‘Trump told me to sh$g my own daughter’


In a series of elaborate dares, President Trump has not only insisted that the Prime Minister sues the EU, but that she also does a strip-tease for whole twenty seconds … Continue reading

July 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Many doubted that Elon Musk’s new invention would saved the trapped Thai boys


WINNER: Many doubted that Elon Musk’s new invention would saved the trapped Thai boys (from SaladDayz) RUNNERS UP He steams into the lead… (from Inchcock) Richard Branson reports the new … Continue reading

July 15, 2018 · 2 Comments

Johnson resignation triggers World Cup victory celebrations


To the chants of ‘He’s going home! Doofball’s going home’, football fans were united in their glee that Boris Johnson will be exiting at the Semi-Final stage.  Although England are … Continue reading

July 11, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Trump finally removes his finger from a rather shocked Kim’s anus.


WINNER: Trump finally removes his finger from a rather shocked Kim’s anus. (from ZZRMark) RUNNERS UP ‘Mr President! Mr President! How many times did you swallow?‘ (from Snagbust) ‘How many years … Continue reading

July 8, 2018 · Leave a comment

Trump hoping to train a new generation of cage fighters


The President’s controversial policy of separating migrant children from their parents and keeping them in cages, has been fully supported by the mixed martial-arts fraternity and the makers of galvanized … Continue reading

July 5, 2018 · Leave a comment

Heathrow expansion to include Sudetenland


As MPs debate the merits of a ‘Third Runway and Reich’, many are worried about the environmental impact, the promise of ‘budget holidays in our time’ and the annexation of … Continue reading

July 4, 2018 · Leave a comment

Ofsted chief insists children use flag semaphore instead of phones


In a crackdown on mobile phone usage, Amanda Spielman has said that students need traditional forms of communication – such as a fax, pagers or a typewriter tied to their … Continue reading

July 3, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Say ‘Too much cheese’


WINNER: Say ‘Too much cheese’ (from DavidH) RUNNERS UP ‘Just a quick selfie for my Twitter account, kim!’ ‘What the fuck is Twitter?’ (from @Jimak54) Glorious Leader inspects non-existent nuclear weapons … Continue reading

July 1, 2018 · 3 Comments

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