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Caption Competition: ‘No, I’m not going to laugh!’

WINNER: “No, I’m not going to laugh!” (from Inchcock) RUNNER UP ‘I also slept with your wife…’ (from JasonHull67) Sith vs Jedi – Spot the difference (from Thadius_fact) Grindr makes … Continue reading

January 18, 2020 · 1 Comment

Retiring Labour MPs exit with dignified pie fight

Not bitter, not bitter at all, various ex-MPs have taken the opportunity to unload their full support for Jeremy Corbyn, in the form of a vat of sour grapes, 20lbs … Continue reading

January 16, 2020 · Leave a comment

New counter-terror training course focuses on narwhal tusks

Free online training is being made available for the public on how to use parts of a whale’s anatomy to combat terrorist. Allegedly barnacles can be used as ninja stars, … Continue reading

January 15, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘The Environment’ – blink and you’ll miss it

WINNER: ‘The Environment’ – blink and you’ll miss it (FortyMakesSeven) Greta spoke at length about cow methane – then closed her eyes for one last sneaky fart (from LankyRoller_86) ‘You … Continue reading

January 11, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Have you met Martine Mccutcheon?’

WINNER: ‘Have you met Martine Mccutcheon?’ (from Youngs4Throat) RUNNERS UP ‘How much?’ Adrian Bamforth ‘I’m with stupid’ (from NewsAlert_6) ‘Mark my words, she stands as much chance of winning as … Continue reading

January 5, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: It’s hard enough to sing The Messiah but these new dance moves make it impossible

WINNER: It’s hard enough to sing The Messiah but these new dance moves make it impossible (from Duke of Dystopia) Choir boys take radical step to outrun priests (From FortBraggart) … Continue reading

December 28, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: You can’t knock me down any further than I am already!

WINNER: You can’t knock me down any further than I am already! (from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP And the winner – by a technical k/o – the Brexit Party (from Theo_Rapatch) … Continue reading

December 22, 2019 · 1 Comment

Hunt for nail clippers enters its tenth minute

Emergency services are on standby after Marjory CHOUDHARY (34) reported that her preferred manicure set had disappeared from its usual resting place – somewhere under a discarded sock or over … Continue reading

December 16, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: “I’d sooner not talk at the moment, dears!”

WINNER: “I’d sooner not talk at the moment, dears!”(from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP ‘When I grow up I want to be PM’  ‘I wouldn’t bother, Mum’ (from CauseEarly1) Unexpectedly, Jo had … Continue reading

December 14, 2019 · 1 Comment

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