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Caption Competition: Ryanair stewardess demonstrates their new improved lifejacket.


WINNER: Ryanair stewardess demonstrates their new improved lifejacket. (Adrian Bamforth) RUNNERS UP Chris Grayling’s second attempt at a ferry service (From YouthBitz) See what can do to you? Best stick … Continue reading

March 4, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘It never said in the brochure that the tide went out this far!!’


WINNER:  ‘It never said in the brochure that the tide went out this far!!’ (from Jimbo) RUNNERS UP: He’ll never make it to Cardiff for kick off. (from Jamie Nelmes) … Continue reading

February 23, 2019 · 1 Comment

Maybe not having Brexit is making firms leave?


While everyone is quick to assume Brexit uncertainty is leading to high-profile companies leaving the UK, others suggest that it is this very lack of post-apocalyptic-turnip-famine-zombie-infestation opportunities that are killing … Continue reading

February 18, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Vatican opens new Theme Park with launch of high end shooting gallery.


WINNER: Vatican opens new Theme Park with launch of high end shooting gallery. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP Pope proud to show off his attitude to diversity as he welcomes men … Continue reading

February 16, 2019 · 4 Comments

Caption Competition: Pope auditions for Harlem Robetrotters.


WINNER: Pope auditions for Harlem Robetrotters. (from Adrian Bamforth) RUNNERS UP Hand of God. Finger of Pope (from HorleyChocIce) And you stick your finger in the hole like… ah, I see … Continue reading

February 10, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Brexit latest: Man in jungle with abacus and monkeys to decide final deal.


WINNER: Brexit latest: Man in jungle with abacus and monkeys to decide final deal. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP Keeper decides he’ll enter ‘Not much meat and a bugger to catch’ … Continue reading

February 3, 2019 · 2 Comments

Noam Chomsky – the Anti-Semite’s Anti-Semite


Thanks to renowned academic and Nazi-hunter, Rachel Riley, the notorious racist Noam Chomsky has finally been outed. Too long has he been terrorizing the world with his support for freedom, … Continue reading

January 28, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Told you, even without a deal there was always going to be a way of getting our prosecco in.’


WINNER: ‘Told you, even without a deal there was always going to be a way of getting our prosecco in.’ (from Bryntin) RUNNERS UP Dam it! No Guinness! (from Inchcock) … Continue reading

January 27, 2019 · 2 Comments

You’re paid less because you’re sh$t at your job


A landmark study has revealed that the wage gap you are experiencing, is simply down to you being worse than your work colleagues. Explained your line-manger: ‘I’m biased, but not … Continue reading

January 21, 2019 · Leave a comment

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