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House of Fraser cut from Game of Thrones finale


The department chain has declare that they will be closing down 31 stores throughout the Kingdom of Westeros. As many as 2,000 employees will be made redundant, forced to wear … Continue reading

June 21, 2018 · Leave a comment

Ivanka replaces Cersei as everyone’s favourite Queen Regent


The G20 summit was surprised to find that Ivanka Trump had assumed the mantle of President of the United States, Lord of Twitter and Protector of the Seven Kingdoms (all … Continue reading

July 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

Easter ruined by spoiler


The Archbishop of Canterbury has come in for criticism by parenting groups and fans of Game of Thrones, for repeatedly giving away the ending to the series finale of ‘Jesus … Continue reading

April 13, 2017 · Leave a comment

Corbyn killed Robb Stark


As the Blairite-wing of the Labour Party continues to condemn their leader for ‘someone else’s sh@t’, the list of accusations against Mr. Corbyn now includes Brexit, anti-Semitism and sinking of … Continue reading

July 18, 2016 · Leave a comment

Chuck Blazer sick of being asked to finish ‘Game of Thrones’‏


Despite battling with colon cancer and corruption charges, the ex-FIFA executive’s greatest regret is being mistaken for every other rotund, beard-wearer. Subsequently Mr. Blazer, 70, has struck a deal with … Continue reading

June 29, 2015 · 2 Comments

‘Toddlers ‘excited’ by post-watershed content’


The BBC Trust has said that CBBC and Cbeebies should extend their programming beyond 19:00, to target the nocturnal needs of a younger generation craving late night depictions of ’graphic … Continue reading

September 26, 2013 · 3 Comments

“Kevin Rudd targets Game of Thrones’ role”


With a surprising rush of blood, for someone who has undergone two cardiac valve transplants, the Ex-but-soon-to-be-New Prime Minister seized the initiative today to declare his TV ambition. For many, … Continue reading

June 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

Targaryen chemical weapons “a Game of Thrones changer”


US President Barack Obama has vowed a “vigorous investigation” into reports that exiled Daenerys Targaryen has used incendiary “dragons”, warning they will be a “game changer” for the HBO series … Continue reading

April 29, 2013 · Leave a comment

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