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Caption Competition: It’s hard enough to sing The Messiah but these new dance moves make it impossible


WINNER: It’s hard enough to sing The Messiah but these new dance moves make it impossible (from Duke of Dystopia) Choir boys take radical step to outrun priests (From FortBraggart) … Continue reading

December 28, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: You can’t knock me down any further than I am already!


WINNER: You can’t knock me down any further than I am already! (from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP And the winner – by a technical k/o – the Brexit Party (from Theo_Rapatch) … Continue reading

December 22, 2019 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: “I’d sooner not talk at the moment, dears!”


WINNER: “I’d sooner not talk at the moment, dears!”(from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP ‘When I grow up I want to be PM’  ‘I wouldn’t bother, Mum’ (from CauseEarly1) Unexpectedly, Jo had … Continue reading

December 14, 2019 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition : Warning: Don’t pour boiling water into this chocolate teapot


WINNER: Warning: Don’t pour boiling into this chocolate teapot (from Steve Hotowitz) RUNNERS UP (I notice a big teapot theme this week) I’m a Little Teapot Here’s my spout Tip … Continue reading

December 7, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Johnson recalls his schooldays with whizzo-wheeze “hand-buzzer” gag.


WINNER: Johnson recalls his schooldays with whizzo-wheeze “hand-buzzer” gag. (from Al O’Pecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com RUNNERS UP No, Boris, please dont squeeze my hand that hard,aaaaaaaaaahhh!! … Continue reading

November 23, 2019 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: ‘Maybe alternating with layers of fondant wasn’t the best idea.’


WINNER: ‘Maybe alternating with layers of fondant wasn’t the best idea.’ (David H)   RUNNERS UP No deal Brexit finally reached (from steve horowitz) I only told the missus to … Continue reading

November 9, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: BIBLICAL TERMINOLOGY: ‘Blow job’ – a discerning wind


WINNER BIBLICAL TERMINOLOGY: ‘Blow job’ – a discerning wind (from Moky) RUNNERS UP “…and I went like this and said in my deep voice ‘I am your Father Luke…’ and … Continue reading

November 2, 2019 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Amazon display their Christmas black Friday Sybiline collection, from £500.


WINNER: Amazon display their Christmas black Friday Sybiline collection, from £500. (from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP  Labour cabinet reveals new standardised citizen uniform, available post election win from the nationalised standard … Continue reading

November 1, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘This guy is mental. He’s even decorated the table with a vase of cauliflowers’


WINNER: ‘This guy is mental. He’s even decorated the table with a vase of cauliflowers.’ (from Bryntin)   RUNNERS UP ‘He must be getting in touch with Elvis, now!’ (from … Continue reading

October 27, 2019 · 3 Comments

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