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Caption Competition: The arrival of the Emperor of Triffidonia was greeted with the usual Pomp and Circumstance.


WINNER: The arrival of the Emperor of Triffidonia was greeted with the usual Pomp and Circumstance. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP See! I told you after Brexit the railways would improve! … Continue reading

December 3, 2018 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘Expelliarmus!’


WINNER: ‘Expelliarmus!’ (from Jane_F_) RUNNERS UP: Trump’s suggestion of a game of “Rock, paper, scissors” in the White House Press Room, went horribly wrong very quickly. (from Al O’Pecia) Brazen … Continue reading

November 25, 2018 · 3 Comments

Caption Competition: Gobstoppers begin to show signs of intelligence


WINNER: Gobstoppers begin to show signs of intelligence (from Monkey with a Spoon) RUNNERS UP Search for survivors after flood hits Lush store (from Adrian Bamforth) Jacob was having that … Continue reading

November 18, 2018 · 5 Comments

Caption Competition: The Museum of Modern Art’s take on the Remembrance Day parade was as unfathomable as usual.


WINNER: The Museum of Modern Art’s take on the Remembrance Day parade was as unfathomable as usual. (from Bryntin) RUNNERS UP   It’s back to the drawing board for the … Continue reading

November 11, 2018 · 3 Comments

Caption Competition: Watering down the Brexit Crop?


WINNER: Watering down the Brexit Crop? (from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP Fracking-lite (from WalterNun) Three weeks of abstinence was too much for John (from ClaireCoatsV) Take that! Your filthy Mud Blood! … Continue reading

November 3, 2018 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: People gathered around the brave volunteer to see exactly what the effects of bathing in the new non-regulated seas were.


WINNER: People gathered around the brave volunteer to see exactly what the effects of bathing in the new non-regulated seas were. (from Bryntin) RUNNERS UP Pinocchio put on a lot … Continue reading

October 28, 2018 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘Damn it,’ said Theresa ‘I followed the red, white and blue recipe but this Brexit has come out more like Brexshit.’


WINNER: ‘Damn it,’ said Theresa ‘I followed the red, white and blue recipe but this Brexit has come out more like Brexshit.’ (from Bryntin) RUNNERS UP 95% Brexit (from SortaBlokeee) … Continue reading

October 22, 2018 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: In an unusual display of easily verifiable 100% accuracy, Donald Trump showed exactly how long his tie was.


WINNER: In an unusual display of easily verifiable 100% accuracy, Donald Trump showed exactly how long his tie was. (from Brytin) RUNNERS UP Trump: “See? Her dress is too long, … Continue reading

October 14, 2018 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Statue of Sir Chris Woodhead in embarrassing specification mix-up.


WINNER: Statue of Sir Chris Woodhead in embarrassing specification mix-up. (from @attenburgher ) RUNNERS UP “Now then Prime Minister, you can’t stay in there forever.” (from gogwit) Ridiculous wooden head … Continue reading

October 7, 2018 · 2 Comments

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