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‘This shit just got real’ explains George Osborne


  The Chancellor has made a stark warning to all the ‘mofos, bitches and investment analysts’ that the proverbial is going to hit-the-fan in the event of a Brexit.  Wearing … Continue reading

June 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘It’s getting too easy now’ claims Corbyn


With an ever increasing torrent of Tory gaffs, the Leader of the Opposition is now contemplating dropping out of front-line politics in preference for a more challenging career.  Privately Mr. … Continue reading

April 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

UK Steel returns to the Iron Age


David Cameron has set out his vision for the British steel industry, which involves cutting edge technology from the 8th century BC to the 1st century AD. Speaking from a … Continue reading

April 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

UK economy now based on your sweet tooth


Having failed to meet any of his budgetary targets the Chancellor, George Osborne, has taken the radical decision to peg the British currency to our fluctuating ‘munchies’.  Mr. Osborne is … Continue reading

March 31, 2016 · Leave a comment

Police warn IDS ‘on the loose’


‏ A national manhunt is underway for a man the security forces have described as a threat to livestock and the disabled.  Escaped from pro-EU captivity, Iain Duncan Smith (IDS) … Continue reading

March 29, 2016 · Leave a comment

Google discover ‘greed’ is tax deductable


In a tribute to creative accounting and a ‘pact with the devil’, executives at the universe’s largest search engine have repaid less that £150m in tax avoidance.  Through a financial … Continue reading

February 16, 2016 · Leave a comment

Scotland flooded to lower alcohol limits


Ministers have taken the bold move to release flood waters throughout northern parts of the UK to water down the intoxication of ‘the natives’.   At an average 46% proof, experts … Continue reading

February 2, 2016 · 1 Comment

‘We should apologise to the banks,’ says FCA.


The Financial Conduct Authority has shelved its banking inquiry in favour of telling consumers to ‘buck up their ideas and stop whining like a little girl’.  Rather than challenge the … Continue reading

January 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

Tax credits cause cancer


In a surprise announcement by the Chancellor, the British public have been warned that suckling on the welfare teat is worse than ‘smoking processed meats’. George Osborne has defended his … Continue reading

November 11, 2015 · Leave a comment

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