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Caption Competition: So tell me again, it only means I’ve pardoned the white turkeys, right?


WINNER: So tell me again, it only means I’ve pardoned the white turkeys, right? (from Bryntin)   RUNNERS UP White meat (from JackieO66) It’s a dream sequence. Trump is letting … Continue reading

December 10, 2017 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: The inmates were ready to go back in but the staff had forgotten to fetch the straitjackets again.


WINNER: The inmates were ready to go back in but the staff had forgotten to fetch the straitjackets again. (from Bryntin)   RUNNERS UP Superglue. Always good for a laugh. … Continue reading

December 3, 2017 · 2 Comments

Police finally track down man who leaves chewing gum in urinals


After decades of investigation and cottaging, police have revealed the identity of the man behind the most notorious of crimes – second only to James Corden’s agent.  Ahmet Hill, of … Continue reading

November 29, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Ah, Halloween Party: sounds less dangerous than the Republican Party, they should change the name?


WINNER: Ah, Halloween Party: sounds less dangerous than the Republican Party, they should change the name? (from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP Strangely it wasn’t the spiders that were freaking everyone out … Continue reading

November 26, 2017 · 1 Comment

Brexit included in Black Friday offer


Much to the surprise of shoppers, the UK has reduced its worth by 70% – to the price of a discount Belgium or a top-end electric toothbrush. This Friday, trade … Continue reading

November 23, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: David Davis decides to pursue Brexit through the medium of dance.


WINNER: David Davis decides to pursue Brexit through the medium of dance. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP Harvey Weinstein repellent makeup (from SauceSally6) Brexit meets Braveheart (from MasterOfNone) Until they … Continue reading

November 19, 2017 · 1 Comment

Surgeons could save time by not washing their hands


Up to two hours of surgery time could be saved per day by cutting out unnecessary luxuries, such as surgical scrubs, sharpened instruments and using an anaesthetic.  A study by … Continue reading

November 16, 2017 · Leave a comment

Man City owe success to ‘rush goalie’


Pep Guardiola has admitted that this season’s success is down to a series of playground tactics including jumpers for goalposts, a 0-1-1-15 formation and, all importantly, having the keeper run … Continue reading

November 15, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Harvey Weinstein strikes again’


WINNER: ‘Harvey Weinstein strikes again’ (from SaltoftheSouth) RUNNERS UP By gum, that were a close shave! (from Inchcock) ‘All of a sudden Boris Johnson exploded’ (from ZippLass1) ‘Brexit’ (from DaveW89) … Continue reading

November 12, 2017 · 1 Comment

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