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Caption Competition: Many doubted that Elon Musk’s new invention would saved the trapped Thai boys

WINNER: Many doubted that Elon Musk’s new invention would saved the trapped Thai boys (from SaladDayz) RUNNERS UP He steams into the lead… (from Inchcock) Richard Branson reports the new … Continue reading

July 15, 2018 · 2 Comments

Nation hides behind pillow

The UK’s stiff upper lip is currently hidden behind 3 inches of cushion as we cower in terror and expectation over the World Cup.  Never has a nation been so … Continue reading

July 11, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Trump finally removes his finger from a rather shocked Kim’s anus.

WINNER: Trump finally removes his finger from a rather shocked Kim’s anus. (from ZZRMark) RUNNERS UP ‘Mr President! Mr President! How many times did you swallow?‘ (from Snagbust) ‘How many years … Continue reading

July 8, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Say ‘Too much cheese’

WINNER: Say ‘Too much cheese’ (from DavidH) RUNNERS UP ‘Just a quick selfie for my Twitter account, kim!’ ‘What the fuck is Twitter?’ (from @Jimak54) Glorious Leader inspects non-existent nuclear weapons … Continue reading

July 1, 2018 · 3 Comments

Dimbleby quits Question Time without finding any Answers

Having hosted the BBC’s flagship debate programme for over 25 years, David Dimbleby has finally conceded that he will never get a straight answer to anything.  Frustrated, the ex-presenter said … Continue reading

June 27, 2018 · Leave a comment

Graduates can become detectives in 12 weeks and fake marry someone in 6

The Home Office is struggling to recruit graduate investigators, as white-collar crime pays substantially better and often leads to a Cabinet post.  To incentivize applicants, undercover detectives are told they … Continue reading

June 26, 2018 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Misfitted air-bags, methinks?

WINNER: Misfitted air-bags, methinks? (from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP “What’s in this bit then”  “Don’t poke that, it’s the septic bag for the toilet” (from Senile_Delinquent) Mr & Mrs Barnum regretted family holidays, … Continue reading

June 23, 2018 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Mourinho instantly regrets Bale transfer

Winner: Mourinho instantly regrets Bale transfer (from YogaPantz) RUNNERS UP No you idiot, when I said “We should play Giant Haystacks in goal.” I meant the wrestler. (from Bryntin) Ah, … Continue reading

June 17, 2018 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Muscle memory kicks in was schoolboy cries “Heil Hitler” outside St George’s Chapel

WINNER: Muscle memory kicks in was schoolboy cries “Heil Hitler” outside St George’s Chapel. (from Adrian Bamforth) RUNNERS UP: “Now for the vote. By show of hands do we assassinate the … Continue reading

June 9, 2018 · 5 Comments

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