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Success, as 4 million of the original 16 million Remainers, still support Remain


The ‘Cancel Brexit’ petition has passed 4m signatures in less than 48 hours, which is amazing.  Particularly as ‘Vote Remain’ passed 16 million in 24 hours.  At this rate ‘Cancel … Continue reading

March 25, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘Look! We’ve formed a Firing Squad!!!’


Winner: ‘Look! We’ve formed a Firing Squad!!!’ (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP  “We’re independent!.. from something.” (from David H) If we are the ‘answer’, is the question what does ‘meh’ … Continue reading

March 23, 2019 · 4 Comments

By 29th March everyone in the UK will be a constitutional expert


As a result of wall to wall ‘Brexshit’ coverage, your average voter now has a better grasp of parliamentary procedures than William Pitt the Younger. In fact, most people can … Continue reading

March 19, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: RSPCA ban 80’s dance craze ‘Hoovering the dog’


WINNER: RSPCA ban 80’s dance craze ‘Hoovering the dog’ (from IanWelling_2) RUNNERS UP “Stop doing that, Boris! You’re letting all the air out.” (from David H) “The things I have … Continue reading

March 17, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Literally a selfie stick


WINNER: Literally a selfie stick (from MillyTotz88) RUNNERS UP They’ll try anything to get folks to talk about Brexit! (from Inchcock) Harvey Weinstein only allowed to touch images of stars, … Continue reading

March 10, 2019 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Ryanair stewardess demonstrates their new improved lifejacket.


WINNER: Ryanair stewardess demonstrates their new improved lifejacket. (Adrian Bamforth) RUNNERS UP Chris Grayling’s second attempt at a ferry service (From YouthBitz) See what can do to you? Best stick … Continue reading

March 4, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘It never said in the brochure that the tide went out this far!!’


WINNER:  ‘It never said in the brochure that the tide went out this far!!’ (from Jimbo) RUNNERS UP: He’ll never make it to Cardiff for kick off. (from Jamie Nelmes) … Continue reading

February 23, 2019 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Vatican opens new Theme Park with launch of high end shooting gallery.


WINNER: Vatican opens new Theme Park with launch of high end shooting gallery. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP Pope proud to show off his attitude to diversity as he welcomes men … Continue reading

February 16, 2019 · 4 Comments

Public favour skipping 2nd Referendum and moving straight to the 3rd


Recent polls suggest that in any scenario all options on a ‘People’s’ ballot will be bad ones; ranging from to having chilli sauce rubbed on your nether-regions, to eating a … Continue reading

February 13, 2019 · Leave a comment

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