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Caption Competition: ‘And I am pleased to announce that Jacob Rees-Mogg has been transported back to the 18th Century’


WINNER: ‘And I am pleased to announce that Jacob Rees-Mogg has been transported back to the 18th Century‘ (from Titus) RUNNERS UP Calls for a People’s Vote on 1922 result … Continue reading

January 20, 2019 · 2 Comments

China Moon Mission: Pink Floyd album an elaborate scam


Having landed on the dark side of the moon, Chinese scientists have confirmed a complete lack of quadraphonic music and ‘almost no evidence’ of 1970’s prog-rock.   Instead, the Chang’e-4 probe … Continue reading

January 14, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Fans say the cast of Mummy Mia 2 are too old


WINNER: Fans say the cast of Mummy Mia 2 are too old (from BotTheDot) RUNNERS UP ‘Mr Trump? Wake up – it’s time to go to work’ (From Nicktoon5) Brexit … Continue reading

January 13, 2019 · Leave a comment

Half a billion for one white kid sounds about right


A US District Court judge has insisted that North Korea pay damages for the arrest and torture of student who was inadvertently caught being white, rich and stupid. Otto Warmbier … Continue reading

December 31, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: If M&S did pigs in blankets…


WINNER: If M&S did pigs in blankets… (from ClareField2) RUNNERS UP If you think I am voting for Trump again go fuck yourself, he’s making a pigs ear out of … Continue reading

December 30, 2018 · Leave a comment

Elf on the Shelf f$cked your cat


What started as a cute Christmas tradition documenting the nocturnal shenanigans of a festive Imp, has now spiralled into debauchery, missing underwear and one decapitated garden gnome.  To make matters … Continue reading

December 25, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Who thinks Theresa May should be on the naughty list?’


WINNER: ‘Who thinks Theresa May should be on the naughty list?’ (JamieJam) RUNNERS UP ‘Put your hands in the air, if you’d like to f$ck an elf’ (from Daisyoutside2) ‘Hands … Continue reading

December 22, 2018 · 2 Comments

Foreign Office funding Secret Santa


Having admitted to funding a counter-intelligence group targeting opposition politicians, the FO has confirmed that they have also been using donations to discredit Rudolf and rig Christmas.  Using ex-military staff, … Continue reading

December 20, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Ironically, while the turkey welcomed being pardoned, Melania secretly prayed for death


WINNER: Ironically, while the turkey welcomed being pardoned, Melania secretly prayed for death (from KatNitKit)   RUNNERS UP ‘It’s not Turkey I worry about, its Grease!’ (from Inchcock) ‘Using the power … Continue reading

December 16, 2018 · 1 Comment

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