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Tommy Robinson struggling to find asylum in a country without ‘foreigners’


The renowned crypto-fascist and most common search for the phrase ‘whatever happened to Baldrick?’, has put out a plea for political asylum.  Unfortunately most of the world is decidedly un-Englishy … Continue reading

July 15, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: The Nasty Party? MP consoles panic-stricken gala attendee


WINNER: The Nasty Party? MP consoles panic-stricken gala attendee. (from @Sadhusahab) RUNNERS UP Calm down, dear – it’s only a commercial. (from @caedmonscat) ‘I’m so sorry, I thought you were … Continue reading

July 13, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘I’d swallow anything of yours Sir..’


WINNER: ‘I’d swallow anything of yours Sir..’ (From Bear. R Humphreys) RUNNERS UP ‘Don’t look at the wig, don’t look at the wig…’ (from LancetBoy) Donald Trump – the ultimate … Continue reading

July 7, 2019 · 1 Comment

Footage shows Brexit MEPs spin around and do jazz hands


  The controversy over MEPs turning their backs during the EU’s anthem, has be defused by a surprise quick turn, followed by Anne Widdecombe wearing a fez and an accompanying … Continue reading

July 4, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Haven’t lost an arm wrestle for years, your Majesty’


WINNER: ‘Haven’t lost an arm wrestle for years, your Majesty’ (from SteveHorowitz) RUNNERS UP ‘You fist pump me again Blobby and one will have one thrown in the fucking Tower!’ … Continue reading

June 29, 2019 · Leave a comment

Concentration Camps to be rebranded ‘Disney’s World of Cramped Living Conditions’


The US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agency is under-fire for detaining immigrants in a ‘detainy’ sort of way, in camps that are bit ‘campish’ and in concentrated fashion, evoking … Continue reading

June 26, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: The Short cut to Brexit!


Caption Picture – The Short cut to Brexit! (from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP Exclusion wall set up around Mark Field (from JoyWelsh) Tory Leadership Contest: Endurance Round (from Ghost77er) Black Watch-lite … Continue reading

June 22, 2019 · 2 Comments

Landlocked pensioner told to stop dumping millions of tonnes of plastic in the ocean 


Harold Burgen (76) has been warned by his local council, that the global eco-system is about to collapse unless he stops consuming 120,000TWh of fossil fuels and eating all the … Continue reading

June 17, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Don’t say it out loud…don’t say it out loud…Those hands though…No, it’s Ok, he can’t see me smirking from here’


WINNER: ‘Don’t say it out loud…don’t say it out loud…Those hands though…No, it’s Ok, he can’t see me smirking from here’ (from Bryntin)   RUNNERS UP Donald still didn’t understand … Continue reading

June 15, 2019 · Leave a comment

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