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Caption Competition: Hitchcock does Brexit


WINNER: Hitchcock does Brexit (from karenwestBB) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 19th Aug 2017 RUNNERS UP Merkel puts in Cameo appearance. (from Al O’Pecia) ‘Naked Attraction’ – … Continue reading

August 20, 2017 · 1 Comment

Student describes Pesto as ‘transformative’


Martin Cabrera, 20, has declared himself the ‘new Jamie Oliver’, having found out that Pesto is more than just a mysterious jar hidden behind some out-of-date kidney beans.  Martin further … Continue reading

August 17, 2017 · 2 Comments

Student debt is ‘character building’


According to the tabloids, owing £90,000 before you have left home now tops Maslow’s hierarchy of needs – just above feeling bloated, spam email and hangnail. University students need to … Continue reading

August 15, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘…and then you tighten the knot around the base of the penis like so.’


WINNER: ‘…and then you tighten the knot around the base of the penis like so.’ (from ZZRMark)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 12 Aug 2017 RUNNERS … Continue reading

August 12, 2017 · 3 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘I’m building it in preparation for the Presidents visit!’


WINNER: ‘I’m building it in preparation for the Presidents visit!’ (from Inchcock) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 5th August 2017 RUNNERS UP ‘To be honest mate, when … Continue reading

August 6, 2017 · 3 Comments

Caption: ♫ “Here we go Loop-di-loop, Here we go loop-to-die… on, a Saturday Night” ♫


Winner: ♫ “Here we go Loop-di-loop, Here we go loop-to-die… on, a Saturday Night” ♫WINNER: (from inchcock) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 28th July 2017 Runners up … Continue reading

July 29, 2017 · 1 Comment

Self-esteem is just one publishing deal away, says lifestyle expert


Bloggers throughout the land have been delighted to discover that the root to all happiness is not resolving dietary and fashion dilemmas, but is in fact linked to ‘large globules … Continue reading

July 27, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘This exchange of protein strings would be more comfortable if we didn’t speak, Klaxus.’


WINNER: ‘This exchange of protein strings would be more comfortable if we didn’t speak, Klaxus.’ (from MBBlissett) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com RUNNERS UP: Your tiny hand is … Continue reading

July 23, 2017 · 4 Comments

Pub landlord admits he is not an interior designer


Much to the surprise of locals and art historians, Malcolm Broadbridge (of Shanklin’s ‘Red Lion’) has confessed that his eclectic decor was not due to five years studying at La … Continue reading

July 17, 2017 · Leave a comment

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