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Caption Competition: ‘Oh, you meant THAT button…’


WINNER: ‘Oh, you meant THAT button…’ (from ln2718) RUNNERS UP: Questions asked after ping pong tournament organised next to landing strip. (from Adrian Bamforth) ‘As we approach our final destination, … Continue reading

February 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Servants of Kim Jong-un anticipate Winter Olympics medal celebrations with the delivery of Babybel to his Pyongyang residence


WINNER: Servants of Kim Jong-un anticipate Winter Olympics medal celebrations with the delivery of Babybel to his Pyongyang residence (from Adrian Bamforth) RUNNERS UP: IKEA launch in North Korea fails … Continue reading

February 11, 2018 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Daunting scenes greet Theresa May in Red Square. Wanna trade with China? Better bring your A-game.


WINNER: Daunting scenes greet Theresa May in Red Square. Wanna trade with China? Better bring your A-game. (from MalcolmRexFairy)   RUNNERS UP: Boy surrenders to Attack Fish. (from Al O’Pecia) … Continue reading

February 3, 2018 · 2 Comments

Saying Espresso with an ‘X’ won’t damage your health


Scientist have confirmed that mispronouncing up to three cups of artisan coffee a day, has no noticeable impact on your health – but it will make you look like ‘a … Continue reading

January 31, 2018 · Leave a comment

Doomsday Clock forgot to factor in British Summer Time


The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (BAS) has admitted an error in calculating the end of the world; partly down to nuclear proliferation but mainly caused by a confusion between … Continue reading

January 30, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Prince Harry has denied accusations of racism.


WINNER: Prince Harry has denied accusations of racism. (from John Traynor)   RUNNERS UP You’re my firework now, Dave (from SortaChuck) Trump’s new hairdryer? (from ZZRMark) They are all just … Continue reading

January 28, 2018 · 2 Comments

Anyone without a bed can sleep on my couch, says Hunt


The Health Secretary has kindly offering to tackle the NHS over-crowding crisis by making use of his ‘emergency futon’.  Critics have suggested that he is out of touch, but Mr. … Continue reading

January 24, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Bukkake party gets out of hand.


WINNER: Bukkake party gets out of hand. (from ZZRMark) RUNNERS UP: Remainers head for Europe (from ZestyPlank) “Then they said I was badgering them!” (from Inchcock) The Calais Christmas Cracker … Continue reading

January 21, 2018 · 2 Comments

Windsor ‘beggar ban’ targets Princess Michael of Kent


Tory councillors have demanded a crackdown on aggressive freeloaders invited to the Royal Wedding.  However, police fear that once they have arrested all the beggars and meth users there will … Continue reading

January 15, 2018 · Leave a comment
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