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£1 coin notices the locks have changed

To the outsider, it has been obvious for some time that the relationship between the old £1 and the Bank of England has been fragile; with the Bank often out … Continue reading

October 17, 2017 · Leave a comment

Amal Clooney admits to being clickbait for dyslexics

Despite being a distinguished human rights lawyer Mrs Clooney has expressed frustration at the online attention she has received, since her marriage, from those looking for ‘backdoor action’ involving her … Continue reading

October 16, 2017 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: The Catholicisation of The Handmaid’s Tale….Pope fan fiction, No1 bestseller.

WINNER: The Catholicisation of The Handmaid’s Tale….Pope fan fiction, No1 bestseller. (from Puckitt) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 14th Oct 2017 RUNNERS UP Pope accused of ‘selling … Continue reading

October 15, 2017 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Errol’s idea of smart/casual was a little unorthodox.

WINNER: Errol’s idea of smart/casual was a little unorthodox. (from ZZRMark)   RUNNERS UP Forget the elephant in the room – what about the moose on your head! (from davveSTEW0) … Continue reading

October 7, 2017 · Leave a comment

Old western men looking for love in your local area

Asian websites have reported being flooded by pop-ups offering ‘no-strings attached’ casual sex from middle-aged singletons based in the Winchester area.  Erotically posed in figure-hugging cardigans, these provocative images of … Continue reading

October 5, 2017 · 4 Comments

Boris sets out his vision for Brexit…in crayon

Using his finest penmanship and favourite felt-tips, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson (aged 53½) has explained how to spell ‘dog’, why his favourite colour is blue and how babies are … Continue reading

October 3, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Bloody Theresa only bought me Ryan Air tickets. Will you chaps fly me home for a coffee and a blow job?’

WINNER: ‘Bloody Theresa only bought me Ryan Air tickets. Will you chaps fly me home for a coffee and a blow job?’ (from ZZRMArk) This month’s photo come courtesy of: … Continue reading

October 1, 2017 · 3 Comments

You’re not multitasking, you’re just not concentrating

Scientists have finally called bullsh$t on the phrase ‘multi-task’; which has become an umbrella term for ‘not finishing’ the job in hand. Instead, prevaricators now use the phrase to cover … Continue reading

September 27, 2017 · Leave a comment

Brexit Battle Bus loses its licence to operate

Transport for London (TfL) have taken the surprising measure to ban the Vote Leave Bus from picking up drunk and confused voters on the streets of the capital. Alongside Uber, … Continue reading

September 26, 2017 · 1 Comment

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