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Caption Competition: ‘Bugger! Is the advice ‘a pocketful of roses’ or ‘a pocketful if posies’ I should be giving?’


WINNER: ‘Bugger! Is the advice ‘a pocketful of roses’ or ‘a pocketful if posies’ I should be giving?’ (from David Hughes) RUNNERS UP ‘I must remember to stop touching my … Continue reading

April 5, 2020 · Leave a comment

Boris gets virus, Nadine Dorries’ husband gets suspicious


The Prime Minister has admitted to contracting the virus and although the virus is expected to make a full recovery, many female work colleagues are said to have got quite … Continue reading

April 2, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: One mask, one gown, one ventilator… £5000 no questions asked.


WINNER: One mask, one gown, one ventilator… £5000 no questions asked. (Ian Cooper) RUNNERS UP I married Akshata Murthy, the daughter of Indian billionaire – You can trust me, I’m … Continue reading

March 28, 2020 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Hand santizer or super glue? Easy mistake to make


WINNER: Hand santizer or super glue? Easy mistake to make (from WhatWouldHow1) RUNNERS UP Vote Labour! Oh, no, erm it’s the Convitusvirue I should be talking about… er… wheres my … Continue reading

March 22, 2020 · 1 Comment

Sex position of the week: The reverse cow-herd immunity


Boris Johnson has decided to spice up his COBRA meetings, with a variety of emergency positions, designed to makes us all ‘sweat’.  He has thrown out the Kama Sutra and … Continue reading

March 19, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Earth salutes Captain Chris Grayling and his patented Coronavirus catcher.


WINNER: Earth salutes Captain Chris Grayling and his patented Coronavirus catcher.  (from David H) RUNNERS UP “No toilet rolls in stock”… she said! We’ll see! (from Inchcock) Donald Trump orders … Continue reading

March 15, 2020 · 2 Comments

Grim Reaper’s skull found on top of Tony Blair’s neck


Many Heavy Metal fans have been horrified to discover that for years their t-shirts were accidently daubed with images of everyone’s favourite war criminal.  Instead of ‘Eddie the Head’, they … Continue reading

March 10, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Toilet paper shortage leads to desperate measures


WINNER: Toilet paper shortage leads to desperate measures (MortlakeSilt) RUNNERS UP In act of kindness, Pelosi makes paper hat for Trump. (from Al O’Pecia) Thank heavens it isn’t a telephone … Continue reading

March 7, 2020 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Hedge Fund managers cut stocks in panic due to Coronavirus alert.


WINNER: Hedge Fund managers cut stocks in panic due to Coronavirus alert. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP Ah, the Barbers holiday outing? (from Inchcock) Kate Bush’s press clippings (from Ergo&Out) … Continue reading

March 1, 2020 · 2 Comments

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