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Caption Competition: ‘Maybe alternating with layers of fondant wasn’t the best idea.’


WINNER: ‘Maybe alternating with layers of fondant wasn’t the best idea.’ (David H)   RUNNERS UP No deal Brexit finally reached (from steve horowitz) I only told the missus to … Continue reading

November 9, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: BIBLICAL TERMINOLOGY: ‘Blow job’ – a discerning wind


WINNER BIBLICAL TERMINOLOGY: ‘Blow job’ – a discerning wind (from Moky) RUNNERS UP “…and I went like this and said in my deep voice ‘I am your Father Luke…’ and … Continue reading

November 2, 2019 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: ‘This guy is mental. He’s even decorated the table with a vase of cauliflowers’


WINNER: ‘This guy is mental. He’s even decorated the table with a vase of cauliflowers.’ (from Bryntin)   RUNNERS UP ‘He must be getting in touch with Elvis, now!’ (from … Continue reading

October 27, 2019 · 3 Comments

Environmentalist secretly wants the world to end so they can say ‘I told you so’


An unnamed member of the Extinction Rebellion has said she was torn between doing the right thing, with it’s fleeting satisfaction, as opposed to the sheer unbridled joy of being … Continue reading

October 24, 2019 · Leave a comment

Boris promises ‘climate withdrawal’ – Clexit


In response to the country being narrowly split, 2% to 98% in favour of helping the environment, the Prime Minister has promised to take back control of our weather systems.  … Continue reading

October 23, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: No one could persuade Bill to get his haemorrhoids seen to.


WINNER: No one could persuade Bill to get his haemorrhoids seen to. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP James & the Giant Peach had not aged well (From FloTop5) How to … Continue reading

October 19, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: So, this is the one who admitted to ‘Voting Leave’!


WINNER: So, this is the one who admitted to ‘Voting Leave’! (from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP:  Harvey Weinstein still at large (from SchoolJumper) Recently sainted Cardinal John Henry Newman gets frisky … Continue reading

October 13, 2019 · 1 Comment

Brave PM left ‘shaken’ by inadvertently meeting member of the public


  Questions have been asked about the security measures surrounding Boris Johnsons, given that twice now the PM has been forced to talk to someone not from Eton. Shocking scenes … Continue reading

October 8, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Post-Brexit dress code revealed.


WINNER Post-Brexit dress code revealed. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP Man Utd, sign new players… (from Inchcock) Donald Trump interviews new wife (from CallToWork3) Theresa May’s ‘feminist’ legacy (from %55Albe) … Continue reading

October 6, 2019 · 2 Comments

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