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HMRC relocates to Panama


In an effort to cut down on postage, HM Revenue & Customs have decided to move closer to where the UK’s richest claim to live – the Cayman Islands, Bermuda … Continue reading

April 18, 2016 · Leave a comment

Scientists discover Google’s financial ‘black hole’


Research, by the LIGO Collaboration, has revealed that a good accountant can warp space-time and your ‘tax bill’.  A billion light-years from what everyone else pays, two black holes (‘what … Continue reading

March 3, 2016 · Leave a comment

Google discover ‘greed’ is tax deductable


In a tribute to creative accounting and a ‘pact with the devil’, executives at the universe’s largest search engine have repaid less that £150m in tax avoidance.  Through a financial … Continue reading

February 16, 2016 · Leave a comment

Facebook taxed £1 for every sincere comment


Today HM Revenue & Customs (HRMC) defended their decision to levy £4,327 from Facebook in 2014, based on the social network giant’s contribution to the ‘sum of human kindness’.  HRMC … Continue reading

November 10, 2015 · Leave a comment

Google purchases the Alphabet


In what has being described as the biggest business take-over of ‘letters representing phonemes’, Google is set to acquire ownership of three thousand years of written civilization. Any language based … Continue reading

August 24, 2015 · Leave a comment

Nazi sex parties not as forgettable‏ as one first hoped


As ex-Formula 1 boss Max Mosley attempts the type of convoluted revisionism that his father, Oswald, would have been grateful for; historians have been left to ponder – just how … Continue reading

August 12, 2014 · 2 Comments

Police launch new ‘999Haters’ service to combat trolls


Now that over 50% of UK policing is focused on social media complaints, senior officers are set to invest in a first response system to combat internet ‘meanness’, aggressive emoticons … Continue reading

July 25, 2014 · Leave a comment

Google self-drive car will allow hands-free racism for Top Gear


To packed conference in California, Google co-founder, Sergey Brin revealed plans to manufacture a vehicle that will allow BBC presenters to focus less on steering and more on ‘pejorative terms … Continue reading

June 5, 2014 · Leave a comment

Google can no longer remember Belgium


Over the next few days Internet experts hope to gauge the extent of the data loss by cross-referencing ‘disastrous colonial policies’ with coquettish photos of Audrey Hepburn. Since the European … Continue reading

May 27, 2014 · Leave a comment

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