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Cocaine denies using Michael Gove


The class A drug has distanced itself from accusations that Michael Gove’s erratic and maniacal behaviour was the result of anything other than too much Michael Gove.  It insisted that … Continue reading

June 12, 2019 · Leave a comment

Boris tricks prankster into thinking he’s Foreign Secretary


A hoax-caller was tricked into believing that Boris Johnson is real person and not a skit involving Sacha Baron Cohen.  The fake Foreign Secretary was able to maintain his ruse … Continue reading

May 28, 2018 · Leave a comment

UK introduces referendum return scheme


Bowing to public pressure, Michael Gove has agreed to institute a scheme for disposing of unwanted rubbish – starting with every idea he has ever had.  Citizens will have to … Continue reading

May 10, 2018 · Leave a comment

‘Shit-shaming’ map accidentally spots Theresa May


‘Doodoowatch’, an interactive website that locates unwanted dog excrement, has inadvertently become targeting software for members of the cabinet.  Security services have become concerned that the Defence Secretary, Gavin Williamson, … Continue reading

April 23, 2018 · Leave a comment

UK pledges £1bn to those Prime Ministers devastated by Hurricane Brexit


While Britain has scraped together a paltry £32m for damaged overseas territories in the wake of Hurricane Irma, the Government said it was still committed to funnelling hundreds of millions … Continue reading

September 14, 2017 · Leave a comment

Turkey’s jihadist curriculum ‘not traditional enough’, says Gove


While generally in favour of the controversial plan to give Turkey’s children a more religious and conservative education, the UK’s former Education Secretary said there was a missed opportunity to … Continue reading

September 4, 2017 · Leave a comment

Gove to reintroduce pirates


In order to protect the UK’s fisheries post-Brexit, the Environment Secretary has issued Letters of the Marque to any Salty Jack or Rancid Boris.  The Channel will now be awash … Continue reading

July 6, 2017 · 2 Comments

Trump adopts Gove


Reporting in the Sunday Times, Michael Gove was pleased to announce that he had found his natural father – the 45th President of the United States, the fifth Horseman of … Continue reading

February 8, 2017 · Leave a comment

Gove admits error, then admires flying pig


The former Cabinet House-Elf, Michael Gove, has surprised the nation by acknowledging an oversight of the ‘tinsy-winsy variety’. Yet for someone who had previously dismissed fallibility as a sort of … Continue reading

November 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

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