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Johnson: ‘I meant to say Muggle’


Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson clarified his stance on allowing non-wizards into the House of Commons, accusing the Labour party leader of being a muggle-born pacifist.  A man of many … Continue reading

May 2, 2017 · Leave a comment

Mein Kampf to be re-published with ‘alternate ending’


Fans of Hitler and the Harry Potter franchise will be pleased to hear that everyone’s favourite political manifesto is to be given a judicious edit in time for the Christmas … Continue reading

February 3, 2016 · Leave a comment

Adele’s ex-boyfriend comes out of hiding


Bowed by public pressure and surrounded by bodyguards a Mr. Gary Stevens, of West Norwood, has revealed that he is to blame for Adele’s plaintive wailing and multi-million pound angst.  … Continue reading

November 25, 2015 · 2 Comments

Channel Tunnel NOT a gateway to Narnia


The Ministry of Defence has been forced to release a blanket denial that Calais’ entrance to the UK is the portal to a fantasy kingdom of bounteous social benefits. Sadly … Continue reading

August 10, 2015 · Leave a comment

Gove argues more schools should be like Hogwarts


In what was seen as tacit admission that the public sector was falling behind on OECD’s International Defence against the Dark Arts tests, the Secretary of State insisted that schools … Continue reading

February 11, 2014 · 3 Comments

Russia endorses Sauron


The UK Foreign Office has advised all members of the Fellowship of the Ring to avoid visiting the land of Rudolf Nureyev. There are fears that the country’s toughening laws … Continue reading

December 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Rowling behind the fictional: ‘Tory lobbyist'”


The Sunday Times has confirmed that the creator of Harry Potter, is secretly the author of thriller based on Conservative party funding. The story, “Tory Lobbyist”, is an outrageous fiction … Continue reading

July 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

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