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Caption Competition: Mourinho instantly regrets Bale transfer


Winner: Mourinho instantly regrets Bale transfer (from YogaPantz) RUNNERS UP No you idiot, when I said “We should play Giant Haystacks in goal.” I meant the wrestler. (from Bryntin) Ah, … Continue reading

June 17, 2018 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Muscle memory kicks in was schoolboy cries “Heil Hitler” outside St George’s Chapel


WINNER: Muscle memory kicks in was schoolboy cries “Heil Hitler” outside St George’s Chapel. (from Adrian Bamforth) RUNNERS UP: “Now for the vote. By show of hands do we assassinate the … Continue reading

June 9, 2018 · 5 Comments

Caption Competition: Disney Store unveil their new Star Wars Transformers line.


WINNER: Disney Store unveil their new Star Wars Transformers line. (from Adrian Bamforth) RUNNERS UP The Force, Luke. I said use the FORCE, not the 4s… (from “attenburgher) Top Gear find … Continue reading

June 3, 2018 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Lance Armstrong emphatically denies steroid abuse produces noticeable side-effects.


Lance Armstrong emphatically denies steroid abuse produces noticeable side-effects. (from DavidH) RUNNERS UP After 66 million years of (assumed) extinction, a dinosaur rides into town, yelling joyously,….”I’m ba-a-ack!” (from Moky) … Continue reading

May 27, 2018 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: ‘This is the area you have to squeeze when you realise that BCRA does not cover it!’


WINNER: ‘This is the area you have to squeeze when you realise that BCRA does not cover it!’ (from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP. ‘Now, you go find my warhead’ (from DavidH) … Continue reading

May 20, 2018 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘This won’t get the more stubborn smears off.’


WINNER: “This won’t get the more stubborn smears off.” (from DavidH) RUNNERS UP   Avon calling. I have your acne camouflage here Mrs Jones. (from David Thomas) “Now, give me … Continue reading

May 12, 2018 · 3 Comments

Caption Competition: Where’s Waldo?


WINNER: Where’s Waldo? (from ZZRMark) RUNNERS UP At the KKK rally, the undercover security officer stood next to a suspected infiltrator and put his blue hat on to help the … Continue reading

May 6, 2018 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Trump’s North Korean negotiators start team-building exercises.


WINNER: Trump’s North Korean negotiators start team-building exercises. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP: “Sob; It’s not fair, another Trump!” (from Inchcock) Trump not the only one to wet the bed … Continue reading

April 29, 2018 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: The Fat Controller laughed you’re all going to die.


WINNER: The Fat Controller laughed you’re all going to die.(from MartF) RUNNERS UP: A lack of graffiti on their trains I notice. I wonder why? (from Inchcock) “I tried to … Continue reading

April 21, 2018 · 1 Comment

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