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Blair supports rewriting records from before 2005


The ex-Pm and future-inmate, Anthony Charles Lynton Blair, has surprisingly come out in favour of erasing pre-2005 World Records; particularly those that relate to WMD or that other ‘travesty in … Continue reading

May 17, 2017 · Leave a comment

War memorial has the face of Tony Blair


Sculptor Paul Day surprised the public by unveiling a sculpture commemorating the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, which has Anthony Charles Lynton Blair’s ‘sh$t eating grin’ plastered across it.  As with … Continue reading

March 28, 2017 · Leave a comment

Blair threatens to save us


Britain’s favourite war criminal is contemplating a return to ‘frontline politics’, which is ironic given his propensity for sending other’s people’s children off to be killed on ‘actual’ frontlines.  In … Continue reading

October 27, 2016 · Leave a comment

May yet to pick a country to destroy


Following in a long line of militarily and diplomatically inept Prime Ministers, Theresa May now has the difficult decision as to which nation to send back to the Middle Ages; … Continue reading

October 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

IS threat turns out to be just one bloke named John


The terror levels in the Middle East were significantly reduced today, when Intelligence agencies revealed that large swathes of Syria and Iraq had been conquered by just one disgruntled computer … Continue reading

March 5, 2015 · 2 Comments

Page 3 to now feature extracts from the Chilcot Inquiry‏


In a surprise u-turn, The Sun newspaper has renewed its commitment to publishing salacious images; including Tony Blair and George W. Bush in a series of compromising positions with Weapons … Continue reading

January 28, 2015 · Leave a comment

Piers Morgan beheaded by CNN


In a copycat killing designed to reassure their shareholders, the Cable News Network (CNN) has released a grainy YouTube video purporting to be the ritual slaying of the ‘beloved’ television … Continue reading

September 16, 2014 · Leave a comment

Cameron raises terror threat level from ‘Boring’ to ‘Arms industry needs sales’


Despite the risk of being sued by Aesop for stealing the plot to ‘The Boy Who Cried Wolf’, the Coalition Government has once more increased alert levels of a risk … Continue reading

September 2, 2014 · 3 Comments

The rest of the world needs to stop depressing us, complains UK‏


Just as the Summer Hols passes its zenith, many British holidaymakers have been left frustrated by the international community’s failure to ‘chill out’ and ‘…enjoy the start of the Premiership … Continue reading

August 28, 2014 · 2 Comments

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