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Islamic State claim to have written ‘Pet Sounds’


Not content with taking the acclaim for every random atrocity, IS have made the bold assertion that they also wrote the Maltese Falcon, founded Cubism and directed Citizen Kane.  Recently, … Continue reading

April 17, 2017 · Leave a comment

Mosul resists Grammar Schools


Fighting intensified around the occupied city, as Iraqi and Kurdish fighters attempted to bring selective education to this Islamic State (IS) stronghold.  Although some IS leaders have fled, there remains … Continue reading

November 8, 2016 · 3 Comments

Extremists to bunk with Fletcher


Prisoners advocating Islamic State will now be placed in a ‘special unit’ under the watchful, yet benevolent eye, of Norman Stanley Fletcher.  Having been instrumental in reforming ‘young Godber’, Fletcher … Continue reading

September 1, 2016 · Leave a comment

I.S. – a sorority pledge ‘too far’


As a spate of random terrorists pledge their support with jihadist ‘pranks’, many are asking is it worth all this death and destruction just to hang out with the cool … Continue reading

August 4, 2016 · Leave a comment

I.S. still in a ‘grump’ over lousy Christmas


Welcoming in the New Year with their customary bonhomie, the so-called Islamic State have broadcast a message to the world of goodwill and summary execution.  Many military analysts have concluded … Continue reading

January 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

I.S. yet to master Tetris


Despite their best attempts to demolish the Temple of Bel, the Islamic State has been unable to explode a variety of stacked geometric shapes. Although the historical city of Palmyra … Continue reading

September 8, 2015 · Leave a comment

Islamic State to be known as ‘The artist formerly known as IS’


The Prime Minister has insisted that all terrorist organisations will no longer be permitted to release material under their previous stage names. Mr. Cameron has instructed the BBC to never … Continue reading

July 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

IS secretly supports Butlins


By diverting their terror campaign towards international holiday resorts, the Islamic State has underlined their fundamentalist belief in ‘affordable camp sites’. Many have misconstrued the massacres and bombings as an … Continue reading

July 9, 2015 · Leave a comment

Public shocked by the wrong word in: ‘Young suicide bomber’


Thanks to a shortening of our attention spans, the majority of UK citizens only feel a heightened sense moral outrage for the beginnings of sentences but drift into apathy in … Continue reading

June 24, 2015 · Leave a comment

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