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Harvey Weinstein apologises for James Corden


Having experienced some PR turbulence in recent days, Mr. Weinstein’s lawyer said: ‘While my client strongly repudiates any allegation of sexual misconduct, he would like to distance himself from any … Continue reading

October 18, 2017 · Leave a comment

Pub landlord admits he is not an interior designer


Much to the surprise of locals and art historians, Malcolm Broadbridge (of Shanklin’s ‘Red Lion’) has confessed that his eclectic decor was not due to five years studying at La … Continue reading

July 17, 2017 · Leave a comment

Journalist discovered trapped inside Adele’s anus


At least one member of the music press and upwards of a dozen photographers are thought to have gone too far in trying to ingratiate themselves with the international pop … Continue reading

February 23, 2016 · Leave a comment

Scientists confirm laughing at James Corden is a ‘a sign of impending dementia’


The University College London has discovered a correlation between frontotemporal dementia and enjoying the self-congratulatory smirk worn by the host of ‘The Late Late Show’.  Even remotely finding James Corden … Continue reading

November 19, 2015 · 2 Comments

Samsung release a range of morally superior TVs


Having revealed that their current range of smart products will ‘listen’ to and gather personal information, the South Korean multinational was forced to concede that their self-aware TVs were now … Continue reading

February 19, 2015 · 2 Comments

Derren Brown unmasked as Santa


In a disappointing start to the New Year, the illusionist and all-round mentalist has revealed that he was behind the most elaborate ruse to be performed upon UK TV viewers.  … Continue reading

January 6, 2015 · Leave a comment

Alcoholic drinks to carry mug-shot of Mel Gibson


An All-Party Parliamentary Group has recommended that, rather than ambiguous health warnings, all bottles containing alcohol should depict career suicides to emphasize the perils of drink. There will be a … Continue reading

September 9, 2014 · Leave a comment

Nazi sex parties not as forgettable‏ as one first hoped


As ex-Formula 1 boss Max Mosley attempts the type of convoluted revisionism that his father, Oswald, would have been grateful for; historians have been left to ponder – just how … Continue reading

August 12, 2014 · 2 Comments

Elderly Bishops approaching death suddenly see ‘wiggle room’ with right to die


Despite the word of God being ‘absolute’, senior retired members of the clergy are increasingly of the opinion that the gospel is less a set of rules but more of … Continue reading

August 5, 2014 · Leave a comment

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