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Elderly Bishops approaching death suddenly see ‘wiggle room’ with right to die


Despite the word of God being ‘absolute’, senior retired members of the clergy are increasingly of the opinion that the gospel is less a set of rules but more of … Continue reading

August 5, 2014 · Leave a comment

Hyperbolists celebrate as Refugee Crisis proves ‘we are as bad as the Nazis’


Godwin’s Rule of Nazi Analogies has finally been debunked by the concerted efforts of the global community to once and for all ‘screw over the weak and dispossessed’. With the … Continue reading

July 1, 2014 · Leave a comment

70s BBC not my fault, says grateful Pope


As Pope Francis embarks on his ‘World Tour of Apology’, it is becoming abundantly clear that ‘Mea Culpa is more like ‘Tua Culpa’; with his own motto ‘Miserando atque Eligendo’ … Continue reading

June 4, 2014 · Leave a comment

Olivia Colman secretly eats her BAFTA awards


The independent charity that supports, develops and promotes the art forms of the moving image was marred with controversy this year, with the revelation that certain recipients of the award … Continue reading

May 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

World reacts with ‘surprising’ speed to Nigerian abduction – one month later


With the coiled energy of a tortoise on Prozac, the international community has sprung to the aid of the frantic families of over 200 missing Nigerian schoolgirls. As most crime-fighting … Continue reading

May 8, 2014 · Leave a comment

MPs now only embarrassed by the ‘sound of pooing’


After decades of embezzlement, corruption and ‘world-class douchebaggery’, the House of Commons has managed to eliminate shame in all but extreme circumstances. While Culture Secretary Maria Miller had to be … Continue reading

April 10, 2014 · 4 Comments

‘Innocent Face’ comes out of hiding


With the death of notoriously guilt-free yet stunningly litigious Lord McAlpine, the emoticon formally known as ‘the smug one’ has emerged from exile. Although Sally Bercow, Alan Davies and the … Continue reading

January 23, 2014 · Leave a comment

2014 – and still no sign of affordable personal jetpacks


Middle aged geeks are anticipating another year of broken promises, as the mediocre reality that is 2014 falls short of our vision of cloud cities, time travel and cheese in … Continue reading

January 1, 2014 · Leave a comment

‘James Corden asked to ‘fake his death”


While confusion still surrounds the demise of Andy Kaufman, the British public have united behind a plan to banish James Kimberley Corden from screen and stage. This action has been … Continue reading

November 19, 2013 · Leave a comment

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