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‘Newsbiscuit ‘not good enough’ to be banned’


Despite seven years of ill-considered wit, grammatical errors and excessive references to the Isle of Wight, Newsbiscuit.com has thoroughly failed to ‘offend anyone of importance’. While popular satirist Bassem Youssef … Continue reading

November 6, 2013 · 3 Comments

‘Care for the elderly ‘bloopers reel’ to be released’


ITV is pleased to announce that hidden camera footage of Britain’s care homes will form a ‘hilarious’ one hour Xmas special, narrated by the ‘consistently funny’ James Corden. The revamped … Continue reading

October 17, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘Toddlers ‘excited’ by post-watershed content’


The BBC Trust has said that CBBC and Cbeebies should extend their programming beyond 19:00, to target the nocturnal needs of a younger generation craving late night depictions of ’graphic … Continue reading

September 26, 2013 · 3 Comments

‘Prisoners use potatoes as currency’


In the wake of the proposed ban on smoking, inmates at Belmarsh are to adopt the humble ‘spud’ as the preferred medium of barter while in prison. Economists are aware … Continue reading

September 24, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Drunk Tanks’ to replace Government ‘Think Tanks”


The Association of Chief Police Officers (ACPO) has suggested that the UK’s lubricated revellers could be used to generate future Coalition strategy. By attaching a series of monitoring devices to … Continue reading

September 20, 2013 · 1 Comment

‘Testicles live in a blame culture’


Researchers at Emory University, US, have discovered that the majority of world’s woes are caused by ‘testicular gigantum’ or ‘big bollock syndrome’ as it is more commonly known. Many individuals … Continue reading

September 12, 2013 · 4 Comments

“UK to float ‘over-sized’ babies off the coast of Gibraltar”


Stymied in their attempt to build an artificial reef, the Foreign Office has been covertly placing British women in Spanish hospitals to give birth to a flotilla of plumptious secret … Continue reading

August 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Robert Mugabe declares himself the new Doctor Who”


Although the official outcome of Zimbabwe’s elections is still to be announced, Mr. Mugabe has confidently predicted he will become the next Time Lord. Bookies and the Electoral Commission have … Continue reading

August 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Murray to endorse Chinese Lanterns”


In what will no doubt be the first of many big sponsorship deals, agents for the Wimbledon champion were pleased to announce a six figure promotions contract with the much … Continue reading

July 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

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