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How to spot ‘the wrong type of Jew’


The BBC, Guido Fawkes and your racist Uncle – have helpfully sought to clarify the real source of anti-Semitism – Jews. Said one news editor, channeling Lord Rothermere: ‘Originally we … Continue reading

April 3, 2018 · Leave a comment

Theresa May wows Glastonbury with her face-painting


While Jeremy Corbyn pandered to youngsters with his vision of hope and love, the Prime Minister nailed the John Peel Stage with her avant-garde bukakee madrigal and balloon animals. ‘Living … Continue reading

July 3, 2017 · Leave a comment

Johnson: ‘I meant to say Muggle’


Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson clarified his stance on allowing non-wizards into the House of Commons, accusing the Labour party leader of being a muggle-born pacifist.  A man of many … Continue reading

May 2, 2017 · Leave a comment

Laura Kuenssberg REALLY hates Corbyn


Friends have grown concerned that the BBC’s political editor is letting her loathing of ‘allotment owning socialists’ get the better of her. Such is her disdain for all things Corbyn, … Continue reading

February 17, 2017 · Leave a comment

Tim Farron woos Angela Jolie


Reaching out to disgruntled Labour voters and the ex-wives of Brad Pitt, the Liberal Democrat leader claimed his was the only centre-left party that had enjoyed ‘Lara Croft II’.  Speaking … Continue reading

October 6, 2016 · Leave a comment

Corbyn wins Keir Hardie’s beard


With a stonking 61.8% of votes by registered Labour members and 100% of anyone vaguely socialist, Jeremy Corbyn has won the right to don the facial fuzz of the party’s … Continue reading

October 3, 2016 · Leave a comment

You can’t put a price on mutually assured destruction


Theresa May was delighted to announce to The Commons, that she had secured the obliteration of  ‘all life as we know it’ at the bargain price of £31bn.  She insisted … Continue reading

July 27, 2016 · Leave a comment

Not all Labour MPs able to register as Tories


The National Executive Committee (NEC) has been criticised for restricting their backbenchers from joining the Conservatives before the next General Election – despite 172 MPs signing up to defeat the … Continue reading

July 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

Eagle joins race to be UK’s most hated woman


While Andrea Leadsom surrenders to Theresa May for the role of ‘Mrs Trunchbull’, the ex-shadow minister and ex-Labour supporter, Angela Eagle, is hoping to unite her party behind Jeremy Corbyn…by … Continue reading

July 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

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