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‘It’s getting too easy now’ claims Corbyn


With an ever increasing torrent of Tory gaffs, the Leader of the Opposition is now contemplating dropping out of front-line politics in preference for a more challenging career.  Privately Mr. … Continue reading

April 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

UK Steel returns to the Iron Age


David Cameron has set out his vision for the British steel industry, which involves cutting edge technology from the 8th century BC to the 1st century AD. Speaking from a … Continue reading

April 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

Corbyn sullies the memory of Blair‏


Outrage gripped the nation as the proud legacy left by Britain’s greatest wartime leader was wilfully ignored by Imam, Jeremy Corbyn.  Lamentation was heard as the so-called Leader of the … Continue reading

December 10, 2015 · Leave a comment

If you don’t like killing stuff you’re a terrorist‏ – FACT


Thanks to their detailed research, the British press have discovered that pacifism and support for the rule of law are all proof positive of terrorist sympathies.  Clear guidelines have now … Continue reading

December 1, 2015 · Leave a comment

Marmite sues Corbyn for copyright infringement


Manufactures of gooey yeast-extract are concerned that the recently elected Labour leader is stealing their ‘love it or hate it’ marketing campaign.  Brand recognition for the vitamin B-rich snack has … Continue reading

October 1, 2015 · Leave a comment

Chuka Umunna to quit showering in the morning


The ex-shadow business secretary has declared his intention to step down from front-line hygiene control and to focus more time on trying to ‘stay in his pyjamas’. Having withdrawn from … Continue reading

September 23, 2015 · Leave a comment

Labour set to unveil the iCorbyn™


To the delight of technology fans and beard-wearers, the Labour Party is planning to launch a new device which will revolutionize the way we think of revolutions.  This simple handle-held … Continue reading

September 16, 2015 · 2 Comments

Labour leadership to ‘take a break in 2016’


The election front-runner, Jeremy Corbyn, has rejected the rumour that the popular socialist super-group has ‘split’ for good. Although Yvette Cooper has hinted that she may pursue solo projects, a … Continue reading

September 15, 2015 · Leave a comment

Worst fears confirmed: God is a lefty


In gifting Pope Francis a hammer and sickle-shaped crucifix, Bolivian President Evo Morales proved once and for all that the divine being is just as much a ‘hippy’ as his … Continue reading

July 22, 2015 · Leave a comment

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