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Caption Competition: The Brexit Hokey Cokey – you put your right foot in, your far-right foot out..


WINNER: The Brexit Hokey Cokey – you put your right foot in, your far-right foot out… (from BasicallyMum2) Not so much a dance, as a cry for help (from JuniperBlack) … Continue reading

September 16, 2018 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Bus for Corbyn! Taxi for Blairites!


Bus for Corbyn! Taxi for Blairites! (from SouthWesterlyMum) Don’t focus on me lads, I’ve changed. Get the message on the bus instead… ‘ £350 million, let’s spend it all on … Continue reading

September 9, 2018 · 3 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘You guessed right George but now I’m using the Ishibushi Quantum Entanglement Elemental Chemical Spectrum Mark Seven Analyser I can also confirm it’s pigeon shit.’


WINNER: ‘You guessed right George but now I’m using the Ishibushi Quantum Entanglement Elemental Chemical Spectrum Mark Seven Analyser I can also confirm it’s pigeon shit.’ (from Brytin) RUNNERS UP … Continue reading

September 2, 2018 · 5 Comments

Caption Competition: Considering the origin of underground parking.


WINNER: Considering the origin of underground parking. (from Puckitt) RUNNERS UP Another opening now open around the corner for blue vehicles! (from Inchcock) When I said we need underground parking, … Continue reading

August 25, 2018 · 5 Comments

Caption Competition: And the 2018 Ryder Cup is underway with the opening shot from Captain Donald Trump.


WINNER: And the 2018 Ryder Cup is underway with the opening shot from Captain Donald Trump. (From DavidH) RUNNERS UP Vapping to be permitted in parks (Hortfolk20) The new Trident … Continue reading

August 19, 2018 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: ‘Shoot the other President. I’ll give you a clue – he look’s like an orange ball’


WINNER: ‘Shoot the other President. I’ll give you a clue – he look’s like an orange ball’ (from ValOtten3) RUNNERS UP ‘Go long…I suggest wait for the Bernie Sanders.’ (from … Continue reading

August 11, 2018 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: ‘We are at a stand off Mrs May. You may be reaching for Melania’s on switch but I have a Secret Service man behind you ready to press your off switch first’


WINNER: ‘We are at a stand off Mrs May. You may be reaching for Melania’s on switch but I have a Secret Service man behind you ready to press your off … Continue reading

August 5, 2018 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: UKIP deny they have a diversity problem


WINNER: (from DichDaWitch) RUNNERS UP ‘…and according to this Karma Sutra illustration if you then swing your left leg over…’ (from ZZRMark) There you are, I told yer you should … Continue reading

July 29, 2018 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Momentum deny targeting young voters with bribes


WINNER: Momentum deny targeting young voters with bribes (from GaryThunderpants) RUNNERS UP I hope the new Man Utd and Celtic mascots sell well. (from Inchcock) Tories release new toy ‘We … Continue reading

July 21, 2018 · 1 Comment

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