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Yeezys are knitted by Kanye West’s nan

It turns out that Kanye West’s signature shoe was first based on a dopily crochet pattern. The designer trainer was not inspired by L.A. music scene, but was in fact … Continue reading

April 14, 2020 · Leave a comment

Beyoncé’s twins caught in cash for honours scandal

Many are sceptical that Beyoncé’s one-month old son has made sufficient enough contribution to the British Empire, to have been awarded a knighthood. Friends confirm that ‘Sir Carter’ has mainly … Continue reading

July 26, 2017 · Leave a comment

Chris Brown just doing his ‘thang’

The popular rapper and renowned topic of conversation at women’s shelters, has been outrageously targeted by police for doing what he does best – sabotaging his own music career and … Continue reading

September 13, 2016 · Leave a comment

George Martin dies, yet Kanye West still lives.‏

Proving that God has no ear for music but has a firm grasp of irony, George Martin has passed away at the age of 90.   Yet as the world mourns … Continue reading

March 23, 2016 · Leave a comment

Clinton withdraws in favour of Kanye West‏

Now that America’s premier lifestyle ‘guru’ has sewn up the 2020 Presidential Election, Hilary Clinton has told friends that she has lost all political aspiration and any hope to ‘duet … Continue reading

September 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

‘Bishop confuses ‘crib’ for ‘da crib”

The Vatican have suspended Franz-Peter Tebartz-van Elst amid fears that he has gone ‘gangsta’ on them. Parishioners attest to hearing the Bishop of Limburg using the ‘n’ word when referring … Continue reading

October 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Infant Kardashian hailed as the Second Coming”

Theologians and people of all faiths were united in religious ecstasy at the confirmation that a child of God had been born in a simple, wooden Los Angeles hospital. As … Continue reading

June 16, 2013 · 5 Comments

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