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Katy Perry fails to stop killing Nuns for Lent


Despite her promises to the contrary, the American singer and songwriter has continued with her murderous campaign against religious figures and penguin look-alikes.  While others use Easter as a time … Continue reading

March 14, 2018 · 2 Comments

Russell Brand ‘broke Paxman’s heart’


The veteran presenter and professional cynic has quit BBC Two’s Newsnight amid rumours that he had been ‘pining like a dog on heat’ for the acerbic lothario, Russell Brand. Jeremy … Continue reading

May 9, 2014 · Leave a comment

New law to block online Porn disappointingly becomes the most downloaded law


What was intended as a bold move to stop the torrent of graphic images that reach our children may have inadvertently ‘fanned the flames’ of our desire for illicit material. … Continue reading

March 31, 2014 · Leave a comment

Russell Brand’s plums soon to go on sale


Britain’s shoppers will soon be able to buy alongside anthocyanin-infused tomatoes,  the genetically-modified scrotum of our favourite lascivious tramp. Mr. Brand’s ‘swollen nuts’, with their distinctive purple bruising, will be … Continue reading

February 7, 2014 · Leave a comment

‘Beatles forced to reform’


Despite being 50% deceased, the popular beat-combo is set for a surprising comeback. The BBC has agreed to issue a compilation of previously unreleased songs by the Fab Four in … Continue reading

September 18, 2013 · Leave a comment

“PRISM unfollows Ricky Gervais”


In a move that has created zero impact in the Twitter world but significant surprise in the Intelligence gathering community, the NSA’s data mining program has ceased to monitor the … Continue reading

August 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Batman/Superman combo tops the ‘w**k-bank'”


Teenage boys throughout the known world have been fervently tearing down posters of buxom Katy Perry, to make way for images of the forthcoming film devoted to the “Man of … Continue reading

July 31, 2013 · 5 Comments

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