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Theresa May blames everything on ‘the boogie’


Following on from local elections, the Prime Minister insisted that her catalogue of errors was due to ‘dirty rhythm’ and ‘funky fever’. Voters should not blame her predicament on the … Continue reading

May 7, 2018 · Leave a comment

How to spot ‘the wrong type of Jew’


The BBC, Guido Fawkes and your racist Uncle – have helpfully sought to clarify the real source of anti-Semitism – Jews. Said one news editor, channeling Lord Rothermere: ‘Originally we … Continue reading

April 3, 2018 · Leave a comment

Man sacked for being Owen Smith


The Labour Leadership has removed a welsh pharmaceutical sales rep from their Front Bench, for repeatedly being ‘Owen Smith’ and ignoring party policy that no Owen Smith should be within … Continue reading

March 26, 2018 · Leave a comment

Office worker still thinks manual labour ‘looks relaxing’


Gazing at workmen assembling scaffolding outside his office window, Joshua Millingsworth (29) told all within earshot, that working class people ‘don’t have a care in the world’.  Based on years … Continue reading

August 14, 2017 · 2 Comments

Electorate displaying signs of ‘Stockholm Syndrome’


Despite years of abuse, most voters look set to ask Theresa May for five more years of bondage and tax avoidance – making the Tory manifesto feel more like ‘Fifty … Continue reading

June 12, 2017 · Leave a comment

Murdoch says you can vote now


Our benevolent overlord, Rupert Murdoch, has granted a day of democracy for the collective chattel – provided, of course, they vote for his preferred minion.  To help us in our … Continue reading

June 8, 2017 · Leave a comment

Biff, Chip and Kipper and the ‘not-so-free’ school meal


Mum was reading an election leaflet: ‘Fuck me.  Mrs May says she will no longer be providing free school lunches.’ ‘She’s not normally such a bitch,’ observed Chip. ‘Not that … Continue reading

June 8, 2017 · Leave a comment

Adult voters secretly ‘excited’ about destroying their children’s future


As the General Election looms, like an iceberg or a prostate examination, the UK’s electorate is surreptitiously looking forward to the prospect of ‘sticking it to the young’.  With a … Continue reading

June 7, 2017 · Leave a comment

UK asked to choose between Internment Camps, the Final Solution or Box No.3


In what seems to be the worst game-show ever, Britain is now being asked to pick the lesser of all evils – when it seems that all the options are … Continue reading

June 6, 2017 · 4 Comments

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