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Harry the Hornet resigns over something…probably anti-Semitism


The Labour Party has found itself mired in further controversy as the Watford mascot resigned, amid accusations that he might have done something to offend Margaret Hodge.  For some ‘Harry’ … Continue reading

September 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

Tom Watson ‘reversed’ type-2 socialism


Through a diet of Peter Mandelson and regular exercise – running from his socialist principles – Labour’s deputy leader has revealed he is clear of all leftist tendencies.  A slim-line … Continue reading

September 13, 2018 · Leave a comment

Eddie Marsan finally goes ‘full Tory’


Using Lee Strasberg’s ‘Method’ and 28 cans of Red Bull, Eddie Marsan has succeeded in portraying Shakespeare’s most challenging villain and secret Conservative voter – Aaron the More-You-Earn-The-Less-You-Care.  With the … Continue reading

August 16, 2018 · Leave a comment

Margaret Hodge dismisses claims that she used bad language as ‘f$cking ridiculous’


A spokeswoman for Dame Sweary McSwearface challenged claims that she had used unparliamentary language with a work colleague, as ‘utter bollocks’. Leaping to her defence MP Ian Austin allegedly screamed, … Continue reading

August 7, 2018 · Leave a comment

Theresa May blames everything on ‘the boogie’


Following on from local elections, the Prime Minister insisted that her catalogue of errors was due to ‘dirty rhythm’ and ‘funky fever’. Voters should not blame her predicament on the … Continue reading

May 7, 2018 · Leave a comment

How to spot ‘the wrong type of Jew’


The BBC, Guido Fawkes and your racist Uncle – have helpfully sought to clarify the real source of anti-Semitism – Jews. Said one news editor, channeling Lord Rothermere: ‘Originally we … Continue reading

April 3, 2018 · Leave a comment

Man sacked for being Owen Smith


The Labour Leadership has removed a welsh pharmaceutical sales rep from their Front Bench, for repeatedly being ‘Owen Smith’ and ignoring party policy that no Owen Smith should be within … Continue reading

March 26, 2018 · Leave a comment

Office worker still thinks manual labour ‘looks relaxing’


Gazing at workmen assembling scaffolding outside his office window, Joshua Millingsworth (29) told all within earshot, that working class people ‘don’t have a care in the world’.  Based on years … Continue reading

August 14, 2017 · 2 Comments

Electorate displaying signs of ‘Stockholm Syndrome’


Despite years of abuse, most voters look set to ask Theresa May for five more years of bondage and tax avoidance – making the Tory manifesto feel more like ‘Fifty … Continue reading

June 12, 2017 · Leave a comment

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