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Chuka deciding which party to betray next


Having rattled through more parties than Charlie Sheen, the ex-Labour/TIG/CUK MP is looking settle down for the foreseeable future – all ten minutes of it.  Currently the Lib Dems are … Continue reading

June 18, 2019 · Leave a comment

Lib Dems in favour of proportional not voting


By forgetting to vote against hard Brexit amendments, Vince Cable has signalled his party’s intention to stay in the EU – provided it does not require any particular effort.  Mr. … Continue reading

July 25, 2018 · 2 Comments

Tim Farron woos Angela Jolie


Reaching out to disgruntled Labour voters and the ex-wives of Brad Pitt, the Liberal Democrat leader claimed his was the only centre-left party that had enjoyed ‘Lara Croft II’.  Speaking … Continue reading

October 6, 2016 · Leave a comment

Nick Clegg in ‘freak’ moment of conscience


Much to the surprise of those who spend their time checking hens for teeth and pigs for wings, the Deputy Prime Minister stunned political analysts by suggesting drug addiction is … Continue reading

March 11, 2015 · Leave a comment

Ransom demand for Lib Dem ministers to be ignored


Amid strident measures to tackle home grown terrorists, the Home Secretary has declared that insurance companies may not pay for hostages such as Nick Clegg, Vince Cable and ‘the Ginger … Continue reading

December 4, 2014 · 2 Comments

Nick Clegg to use everyone’s paternity leave next year


Anticipating he will have a lot of ‘free time on his hands’ after the next election, the Deputy Prime Minister has volunteered to provide round-the-clock support to all new parents. … Continue reading

September 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

‘Prisoners use potatoes as currency’


In the wake of the proposed ban on smoking, inmates at Belmarsh are to adopt the humble ‘spud’ as the preferred medium of barter while in prison. Economists are aware … Continue reading

September 24, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Poseidon to be downgraded to ‘spear carrier'”


Not content with halving the UK’s Trident submarine fleet, Lib Dems are proposing a whole scale reduction in all things thematically linked to the Greek pantheon. Henceforth the God of … Continue reading

July 24, 2013 · 4 Comments

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