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‘If only we had a centrist pro-EU party’ says Vince Cable


As rumours circulate that disgruntled Labour MPs are set to form their own ‘moderate’ party, the Liberal Democrats have been forced to remind the public that they actually still exist. … Continue reading

February 25, 2019 · Leave a comment

The last of the ‘Clegg-maniacs’ retires


Pauline McClusky (24) of Sheffield, Hallam, has finally put up for sale her extensive collection of Nick Clegg memorabilia and her much smaller collection of Clegg ‘promises kept’.  The once … Continue reading

February 24, 2016 · Leave a comment

Lib Dems to eradicate the main cause of childhood illiteracy – children ‏


In a bold statement of intent, Party Leader Nick Clegg set out his kid-free vision of the future. With a clear manifesto commitment, the Lib Dems expect to put an … Continue reading

January 27, 2015 · 3 Comments

Last known Lib Dem dies in captivity


Zoo keepers, veterinarians and ‘sandal-wearing libertarians’ were left mourning the loss of the world’s last remaining ‘Greater-spectacled Oakeshott’. The ‘Oakeshott’ had been cared for in the House of Lords’ wildlife … Continue reading

June 6, 2014 · Leave a comment

Coca-Cola to remove controversial drinks ingredient – Water


The world’s leading beverage-maker has bowed to pressure to ban the use of the mysterious chemical compound simply known as ‘H2O’. Nutritionists have long questioned what are the benefits to … Continue reading

May 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

Cornwall turns out to be a real place


Much to the surprise of cartographers, scientists and pasty lovers, the EU has confirmed that the ‘bit that stops Devon getting too wet’ is not just a fairy story told … Continue reading

May 1, 2014 · Leave a comment

Farage & Clegg ‘bloviation cloud’ covers much of England


Noise pollution levels across parts of southern Britain are expected to reach a toxic level when the Leader of UKIP and the Deputy Prime Minister take to the airwaves on … Continue reading

April 3, 2014 · Leave a comment

‘Not guilty means never having to say you’re sorry’ says Lib Dem Peer‏


While accusations of sexual harassment still persist, Baron Rennard of Wavertree has sensibly opted for the ‘Ryan O’Neal defense’ rather than sticking a big sign on his head saying ‘I love … Continue reading

January 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

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