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Theresa May blames everything on ‘the boogie’


Following on from local elections, the Prime Minister insisted that her catalogue of errors was due to ‘dirty rhythm’ and ‘funky fever’. Voters should not blame her predicament on the … Continue reading

May 7, 2018 · Leave a comment

May confuses Windrush with Bumrush


Theresa May has been accused of deporting British citizens faster than you can say ‘Brexit leashed to a cheetah’.  In her haste to reduce migration figures as Home Secretary, she has … Continue reading

April 26, 2018 · Leave a comment

‘Shit-shaming’ map accidentally spots Theresa May


‘Doodoowatch’, an interactive website that locates unwanted dog excrement, has inadvertently become targeting software for members of the cabinet.  Security services have become concerned that the Defence Secretary, Gavin Williamson, … Continue reading

April 23, 2018 · Leave a comment

May launches terrorist apprenticeships


Using illegal military strikes in Syria, Theresa May’s new ‘terrorist apprenticeship scheme’ has got off to a real bang!  With the modest investment of several hundred million pounds in bombs, … Continue reading

April 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

Putin compares Boris Johnson to Boris Johnson


The head of the UK’s diplomacy has helpfully likened Vladimir Putin to Hitler, in a novel attempt to defuse international tension and improve our chances of winning the World Cup.  … Continue reading

March 27, 2018 · Leave a comment

I’m not a quitter, says Theresa May – thus making Brexit somewhat confusing  


  Despite Civil Servants trying to explain Brexit to the Prime Minister, with the aid of flow charts and glove puppets, there still exists a nagging doubt that she does … Continue reading

February 7, 2018 · Leave a comment

‘Stop needless waste’ campaign – starts with Theresa May


Environmentalist are targeting a significant reduction in the amount of Theresa May over the coming year, with their eventual hope of eradicating the indiscriminate dumping of all toxic policies.  Landfill … Continue reading

January 22, 2018 · Leave a comment

Carillion used May’s ‘strong and stable’ cement mix


Construction giant Carillion is on the verge of collapse after taking building advice from Theresa May – a leader with all the durability of aluminum siding.  Unbeknownst to Carillion, the … Continue reading

January 17, 2018 · Leave a comment

May reshuffles chairs on Titanic


Today, members of the Cabinet swap positions for the best view of the historic sinking of HMS Austerity, while the band continues to play ‘Nearer, My Brexit, to Thee’.  With … Continue reading

January 10, 2018 · Leave a comment

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