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I’m not a quitter, says Theresa May – thus making Brexit somewhat confusing  

  Despite Civil Servants trying to explain Brexit to the Prime Minister, with the aid of flow charts and glove puppets, there still exists a nagging doubt that she does … Continue reading

February 7, 2018 · Leave a comment

‘Stop needless waste’ campaign – starts with Theresa May

Environmentalist are targeting a significant reduction in the amount of Theresa May over the coming year, with their eventual hope of eradicating the indiscriminate dumping of all toxic policies.  Landfill … Continue reading

January 22, 2018 · Leave a comment

Carillion used May’s ‘strong and stable’ cement mix

Construction giant Carillion is on the verge of collapse after taking building advice from Theresa May – a leader with all the durability of aluminum siding.  Unbeknownst to Carillion, the … Continue reading

January 17, 2018 · Leave a comment

May reshuffles chairs on Titanic

Today, members of the Cabinet swap positions for the best view of the historic sinking of HMS Austerity, while the band continues to play ‘Nearer, My Brexit, to Thee’.  With … Continue reading

January 10, 2018 · Leave a comment

Twas the night before Brexit (- at this rate, probably by December 2026)

Twas the night before Brexit and all through the House Of Commons, no sex occurred. No hand down a blouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, With … Continue reading

December 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

David Davis unsure what to get Jean-Claude Juncker for Secret Santa

The Brexit Secretary has expressed his concerns about what to get ‘the President who has everything’.  Having drawn Mr. Junker in the EU’s Secret Santa, Mr. Davis may well be … Continue reading

December 18, 2017 · Leave a comment

UK pledges £1bn to those Prime Ministers devastated by Hurricane Brexit

While Britain has scraped together a paltry £32m for damaged overseas territories in the wake of Hurricane Irma, the Government said it was still committed to funnelling hundreds of millions … Continue reading

September 14, 2017 · Leave a comment

Student debt is ‘character building’

According to the tabloids, owing £90,000 before you have left home now tops Maslow’s hierarchy of needs – just above feeling bloated, spam email and hangnail. University students need to … Continue reading

August 15, 2017 · Leave a comment

Unexploded baby discovered at wedding

Despite a clear warning on the invitation – ‘no children’ – extremist relatives have chosen to unleash a full-throated baby on an innocent wedding ceremony; upsetting at least one innocent … Continue reading

July 5, 2017 · Leave a comment

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