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May to ‘finish with a song’


The Prime Minister has confirmed that the schedule for her departure will be shortened from ‘until hell freezes over’ to the ‘next available cab off the rank’.  To please her … Continue reading

May 27, 2019 · Leave a comment

Theresa May negotiates Brexit extension, with free Broadband


Using comparison website CompareTheMerkel.com, the British Prime Minister has secured a sixth month extension, 33% off pet-insurance and a trial week of Sky Cinema. By shopping around Europe, Mrs May … Continue reading

April 16, 2019 · Leave a comment

May can’t even resign properly


Unable to secure enough votes to be fired, the PM will have to take the unusual step of booking her own flight to Swiss Dignitas.  Colleagues have noticed she is … Continue reading

April 1, 2019 · 1 Comment

May decides peace in Northern Ireland is a ‘bit boring’


Adrenaline junky and Semtex enthusiast, Theresa May, has decided to liven up N.I. by altering the Good Friday Agreement and making fun of ‘the Pope’s pointy hat’.  Not content with … Continue reading

January 24, 2019 · Leave a comment

‘Stupid’ distances itself from Theresa May


As controversy surrounds on whether or not Jeremy Corbyn factually identified the Prime Minister as a ‘stupid woman’; the 16th century adjective has asked not be associated with Mrs. May. … Continue reading

December 24, 2018 · Leave a comment

May staying too long, says herpes virus


Having thrown the ring into the Cracks of Doom, the 1922 Committee was shocked to discover that the Prime Minister has all the tenacity of a hangnail.   Even with over … Continue reading

December 17, 2018 · Leave a comment

May: That’s nothing compared to the contempt I hold for myself


After losing a crucial vote of contempt, the Prime Minister admitted to having the ‘collywobbles’ everytime she looked in the mirror.  Mrs May said she now had an attack of … Continue reading

December 12, 2018 · Leave a comment

May plans to ‘get the band back together’


The Prime Minister has warned that to garner support for her Brexit plan, she will resume touring with her fusion of prog-rock and low corporation tax.  This will mean reforming … Continue reading

December 6, 2018 · Leave a comment

Theresa May wakes to discover Brexit ‘was all a dream’


A grateful Mrs May awoke to realise that the last few years were all just a fevered cheese nightmare, that she was still Home Secretary and that David Cameron was … Continue reading

November 7, 2018 · Leave a comment

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