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May promises to stock food banks with fox meat


While Jeremy Corbyn has made an unwelcome pledge to solve irrelevant issues, such as Education, the NHS and World Peace.  Theresa May has had the courage to tackle the real … Continue reading

May 18, 2017 · Leave a comment

May refuses to use the electorate


After rejecting the use of TV debates during the General Election, the Prime Minister has ruled out using the British public as a means of deciding anything.  Recent democratic hiccups … Continue reading

May 3, 2017 · Leave a comment

Sturgeon taken off sustainable list


Alongside North Sea haddock, opinions put forward by Nicola Sturgeon are no longer feasible and any promise sounds distinctly ‘fishy’.  Mrs. Sturgeon has been serving up ‘deep-fried codswallop’ for many … Continue reading

April 5, 2017 · Leave a comment

May triggers Article 51 by accident


With a trigger finger as itchy as Lee Harvey Oswald covered in ants, Theresa May has inadvertently signed the wrong sub-clause of the EU convention.  Article 51, as complicated as … Continue reading

March 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

May orders Queen to give Trump a lap-dance


Rolling out the red carpet and the nipple tassels, the UK’s Prime Minister has insisted that Donald Trump will receive a state visit and ‘a massage, with extras’.  To this … Continue reading

February 15, 2017 · Leave a comment

May, Hammond & Johnson: ‘The Planned Poor’


Fans of austerity and motorcars have been delighted by a new TV series, featuring the Government driving the economy into the ditch.  In addition, the trio plan to tour the … Continue reading

December 1, 2016 · Leave a comment

May puts nation on high-poppy alert


Distracted by suffering refugees, confused by convoluted Brexit negotiations or just plain scared by a Trump presidency?  No? Neither is your Prime Minster. Today Theresa May did what every true … Continue reading

November 10, 2016 · Leave a comment

May: ‘The only good Gay is a dead Gay’


The Government renewed their commitment to pardoning homosexuals for being ‘being a bit gay’, provided they had the good sense to have been declared deceased.  Blocking a private member’s Bill … Continue reading

October 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

May to repeal the repeal of the Corn Laws


The Prime Minister is to embark on an ambitious programme of repealing every bit of legislation that might protect the British worker.  Starting with the Human Rights and European Communities … Continue reading

October 20, 2016 · Leave a comment

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