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Austerity is over – just not for anyone you know


The Prime Minister has announced that everyone in the UK is now a millionaire, with their own unicorn and that any perception that everything is still ‘sh$t’ is simply the … Continue reading

October 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

May to play fiddle at Brexit Festival


Said to be a celebration of a world beyond EU and the inevitable ‘rise of the rat’, the 2022 Brexit Festival will have something for everyone – except financial security.  … Continue reading

October 11, 2018 · Leave a comment

May to cut low-skilled workers – starting with her Cabinet


In a bold policy shift, the Prime Minister has said she will clamp down on anyone with a foreign-sounding name acquiring a low-skilled job – which sadly, has the Home … Continue reading

October 8, 2018 · 2 Comments

Tory Party combines with Clown Conference


In a cost cutting measure, the Conservative Party has decided to merge its annual conference with a collection of buffoons and not the usual Bullingdon Club ones.  Instead, Theresa May … Continue reading

October 2, 2018 · Leave a comment

Theresa May’s dancing sparks international protest


The Prime Minister stunned a group of unsuspecting South African children, with physical contortions that were either the death knell of contemporary dance, the mating ritual of hippopotamus or a … Continue reading

August 29, 2018 · Leave a comment

Love Island beckons for Macron & May


Prime Minister May is to hold ‘intimate talks’ with French President Emmanuel Macron, while being forced to choose between love, economic union or a Brexit dividend of at least £50,000. … Continue reading

August 1, 2018 · Leave a comment

May boasts: ‘Trump told me to sh$g my own daughter’


In a series of elaborate dares, President Trump has not only insisted that the Prime Minister sues the EU, but that she also does a strip-tease for whole twenty seconds … Continue reading

July 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

May to give NHS ‘birthday present’ of HMV vouchers


Despite claiming to have found another £20bn for the NHS in left over change from the DUP, the Prime Minister has drawn up a gift list involving socks, scented candles … Continue reading

July 2, 2018 · Leave a comment

National Trust to take over the NHS


With a projected shortfall of £50bn by 2030, Theresa May has taken the decision to designate the NHS as a ‘grade-2 listed’ institution, in need of some ‘significant crowd-funding’.  As … Continue reading

June 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

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