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Caption Competition: In an unusual display of easily verifiable 100% accuracy, Donald Trump showed exactly how long his tie was.


WINNER: In an unusual display of easily verifiable 100% accuracy, Donald Trump showed exactly how long his tie was. (from Brytin) RUNNERS UP Trump: “See? Her dress is too long, … Continue reading

October 14, 2018 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Statue of Sir Chris Woodhead in embarrassing specification mix-up.


WINNER: Statue of Sir Chris Woodhead in embarrassing specification mix-up. (from @attenburgher ) RUNNERS UP “Now then Prime Minister, you can’t stay in there forever.” (from gogwit) Ridiculous wooden head … Continue reading

October 7, 2018 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Mrs May’s new Border Patrol in action


Winner: Mrs May’s new Border Patrol in action (from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP DExEU officials prepare to inspect the latest proposal for the Irish border. (from Bryntin) Tory Conference ends with … Continue reading

September 30, 2018 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘Go back to your beds are prepare for exotic spresm’


WINNER: ‘Go back to your beds are prepare for exotic spresm’ (from SueBlackm00re) I’m sorry, I’ll spresm that again: “I’m sorry Mabel, but there’s nothing I can do about my … Continue reading

September 23, 2018 · 3 Comments

Caption Competition: The Brexit Hokey Cokey – you put your right foot in, your far-right foot out..


WINNER: The Brexit Hokey Cokey – you put your right foot in, your far-right foot out… (from BasicallyMum2) Not so much a dance, as a cry for help (from JuniperBlack) … Continue reading

September 16, 2018 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Bus for Corbyn! Taxi for Blairites!


Bus for Corbyn! Taxi for Blairites! (from SouthWesterlyMum) Don’t focus on me lads, I’ve changed. Get the message on the bus instead… ‘ £350 million, let’s spend it all on … Continue reading

September 9, 2018 · 3 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘You guessed right George but now I’m using the Ishibushi Quantum Entanglement Elemental Chemical Spectrum Mark Seven Analyser I can also confirm it’s pigeon shit.’


WINNER: ‘You guessed right George but now I’m using the Ishibushi Quantum Entanglement Elemental Chemical Spectrum Mark Seven Analyser I can also confirm it’s pigeon shit.’ (from Brytin) RUNNERS UP … Continue reading

September 2, 2018 · 5 Comments

Caption Competition: Considering the origin of underground parking.


WINNER: Considering the origin of underground parking. (from Puckitt) RUNNERS UP Another opening now open around the corner for blue vehicles! (from Inchcock) When I said we need underground parking, … Continue reading

August 25, 2018 · 5 Comments

Caption Competition: And the 2018 Ryder Cup is underway with the opening shot from Captain Donald Trump.


WINNER: And the 2018 Ryder Cup is underway with the opening shot from Captain Donald Trump. (From DavidH) RUNNERS UP Vapping to be permitted in parks (Hortfolk20) The new Trident … Continue reading

August 19, 2018 · 1 Comment

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