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Caption Competition: ‘Shoot the other President. I’ll give you a clue – he look’s like an orange ball’


WINNER: ‘Shoot the other President. I’ll give you a clue – he look’s like an orange ball’ (from ValOtten3) RUNNERS UP ‘Go long…I suggest wait for the Bernie Sanders.’ (from … Continue reading

August 11, 2018 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: ‘We are at a stand off Mrs May. You may be reaching for Melania’s on switch but I have a Secret Service man behind you ready to press your off switch first’


WINNER: ‘We are at a stand off Mrs May. You may be reaching for Melania’s on switch but I have a Secret Service man behind you ready to press your off … Continue reading

August 5, 2018 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: UKIP deny they have a diversity problem


WINNER: (from DichDaWitch) RUNNERS UP ‘…and according to this Karma Sutra illustration if you then swing your left leg over…’ (from ZZRMark) There you are, I told yer you should … Continue reading

July 29, 2018 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Momentum deny targeting young voters with bribes


WINNER: Momentum deny targeting young voters with bribes (from GaryThunderpants) RUNNERS UP I hope the new Man Utd and Celtic mascots sell well. (from Inchcock) Tories release new toy ‘We … Continue reading

July 21, 2018 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Many doubted that Elon Musk’s new invention would saved the trapped Thai boys


WINNER: Many doubted that Elon Musk’s new invention would saved the trapped Thai boys (from SaladDayz) RUNNERS UP He steams into the lead… (from Inchcock) Richard Branson reports the new … Continue reading

July 15, 2018 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Trump finally removes his finger from a rather shocked Kim’s anus.


WINNER: Trump finally removes his finger from a rather shocked Kim’s anus. (from ZZRMark) RUNNERS UP ‘Mr President! Mr President! How many times did you swallow?‘ (from Snagbust) ‘How many years … Continue reading

July 8, 2018 · Leave a comment

Ofsted chief insists children use flag semaphore instead of phones


In a crackdown on mobile phone usage, Amanda Spielman has said that students need traditional forms of communication – such as a fax, pagers or a typewriter tied to their … Continue reading

July 3, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Say ‘Too much cheese’


WINNER: Say ‘Too much cheese’ (from DavidH) RUNNERS UP ‘Just a quick selfie for my Twitter account, kim!’ ‘What the fuck is Twitter?’ (from @Jimak54) Glorious Leader inspects non-existent nuclear weapons … Continue reading

July 1, 2018 · 3 Comments

Caption Competition: Misfitted air-bags, methinks?


WINNER: Misfitted air-bags, methinks? (from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP “What’s in this bit then”  “Don’t poke that, it’s the septic bag for the toilet” (from Senile_Delinquent) Mr & Mrs Barnum regretted family holidays, … Continue reading

June 23, 2018 · 1 Comment

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