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Netanyahu annexes Moon


Having secured an historic fifth term in office, President Netanyahu reiterated his commitment to a Greater Israel by expanding into nearby territory, 230,000 miles away. Despite crashing into the lunar … Continue reading

April 15, 2019 · Leave a comment

Moon probe still wrapped in KitKat wrapper


With almost 50 years of lunar technology available, the Chinese space agency has still opted to use the contents of a lunch-box to protect the delicate Chang’e-4.  The first images … Continue reading

January 16, 2019 · Leave a comment

China Moon Mission: Pink Floyd album an elaborate scam


Having landed on the dark side of the moon, Chinese scientists have confirmed a complete lack of quadraphonic music and ‘almost no evidence’ of 1970’s prog-rock.   Instead, the Chang’e-4 probe … Continue reading

January 14, 2019 · Leave a comment

Last man to fake Moon walk dies


Gene Cernan, 82, has passed away and has taken the secret of this elaborate hoax to the grave.  Scientists now acknowledge that the Moon is a 2,000km block of cheese … Continue reading

January 24, 2017 · Leave a comment

UK unaware of previous moon landings


Alongside Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and good dental hygiene the British people have long been hidden from the truth that the US put a man on the moon in … Continue reading

December 2, 2014 · 2 Comments

China sends first sex toy to the moon


The space race to bring the first astronaut to ‘mechanical orgasm’ has reached new levels of excitement. Launching their vibrating ‘Jade Rabbit’, China is hoping that the ‘first contact’ with … Continue reading

December 4, 2013 · Leave a comment

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