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All parents must pause ‘mid-bollocking’ to post to Instagram


Laws are being introduced to ensure that all graphic moments of domestic or parental chaos are uploaded; to allow for amusing comments, memes and in order to speed up access … Continue reading

October 26, 2017 · Leave a comment

Birthday boy just happy to ‘hit stuff’


Parents, Jacob and Zara, were disappointed to discover that their three-year old son was more elated with a cardboard box rather than the artisan gifts it contained – ignoring his … Continue reading

April 24, 2017 · Leave a comment

Mumsnet fury over nuclear testing


Online parent forums were aflame with criticism that Kim Jong-un was asking North Korea to sit a thermo-nuclear test far too early, without proper preparation for key stage 2 and … Continue reading

October 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

Awful baby names are just karma


A fifth of parents claim to have named and shamed their child, to reflect the heinousness of their baby’s past-life misdeeds.  These range from minor-offences resulting in names like Brian … Continue reading

September 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

£3,000 ‘birth budgets’ could fund spa weekend


The NHS in England may soon regret allowing pregnant women to allocate their own healthcare allowance; with many predicting a rise in ‘subsidized trips to Selfridges’.  Indeed, some women have … Continue reading

March 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

Mumsnet confirms “New Mums” will buy anything


Traditionally persuaded into accepting over-sized teddy bears, garish balloons or unwanted flowers; mothers who have recently given birth have often been seen as a soft sales target. However there is … Continue reading

June 12, 2013 · 1 Comment

Reformation (play script)

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