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Kate Middleton’s uterus to house News International


Rupert Murdoch’s publishing works have decided to relocate to the Royal Womb in an attempt to cut down commuter costs and the need for a telescopic lens. By taking residency … Continue reading

April 25, 2018 · Leave a comment

Corbyn caused the fall of the Roman Empire


If you ever wondered ‘Who split up Brangelina?’, ‘Who burnt the toast and used up your mobile data allowance?’ – then look no further. The Sunday Times has helpfully provided … Continue reading

April 2, 2018 · Leave a comment

Blair: ‘I didn’t help Trump…but it does sound like the kind of thing I would do’.


A sheepish ex-Prime Minister was forced to deny collusion with the Trump election campaign, but also confirmed that it was the sort ‘weasel-ish thing’ that he would done, if only … Continue reading

January 11, 2018 · Leave a comment

Closing Sky News ‘less a threat, more a dare’


Sky’s threat to close its news division, if it impedes Fox’s takeover, has been greeted with a modicum of indifference and widespread hope.  For many, the absence of Sky News … Continue reading

November 20, 2017 · Leave a comment

Penicillin clears up Fox News


Despite being a weeping sore on the arse of Sky broadcasting, a prolonged exposure to antibiotics and low viewing figures has finally cured British TV of Rupert Murdoch’s most persistent … Continue reading

September 5, 2017 · 4 Comments

Murdoch says you can vote now


Our benevolent overlord, Rupert Murdoch, has granted a day of democracy for the collective chattel – provided, of course, they vote for his preferred minion.  To help us in our … Continue reading

June 8, 2017 · Leave a comment

Nobody’s going to fantasize about Jerry Hall now, boasts Murdoch


Anyone who once carried a flame for the Texan socialite, is now facing the unpleasant prospect of a liver-spotted antipodean toad leering into view.  Not content with listening in to … Continue reading

February 4, 2016 · 3 Comments

Obama demands ‘real black’ media CEO


In response to Rupert Murdoch’s implied criticism of his ethnic credentials, the US President has pointedly highlighted the lack of diversity among billionaire news-paper barons.  This is despite Fox News … Continue reading

October 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

Generous Murdoch extends back to work scheme to incompetent managers


In an act of selfless charity, known philanthropist Rupert Murdoch has provided a job at media agency Storyful for criminally-inept editor, Rebekah Brooks. Many employers would have baulked at the … Continue reading

March 12, 2015 · Leave a comment

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