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NSA concludes we REALLY hate pigs


Years of extensive illegal surveillance of our gaming habits has led to the shock revelation that the public ‘don’t just simply dislike’ hog-kind, but they actively ‘loathe’ all swine and … Continue reading

February 10, 2014 · Leave a comment

‘France coquettishly demands to be spied upon’


US diplomats have laughed off recent accusations of espionage as ‘the jealous machinations’ of a spurned French Republic. In turn, the Quai d’Orsay’s Laurent Fabius has petulantly claimed that the … Continue reading

October 24, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘Brazil to clear browsing history’


President Dilma Rousseff has been forced to call off a state visit to Washington, delete her ‘special’ hard drive and adopt a ‘false moustache’ to evade a barrage of US … Continue reading

September 23, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘US intelligence agencies forced to disclose their ‘porn stash”


The Washington Post has revealed the financial breakdown of the CIA & NSA’s ‘black budget’ but within that is a smaller, more explicit, ‘blue budget’. A significant proportion of the … Continue reading

September 3, 2013 · Leave a comment

“PRISM unfollows Ricky Gervais”


In a move that has created zero impact in the Twitter world but significant surprise in the Intelligence gathering community, the NSA’s data mining program has ceased to monitor the … Continue reading

August 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

“NSA chief says PRISM protects World of Warcraft”


General Alexander has revealed that the U.S.’s massive surveillance programme has been mainly geared towards protecting online gamers from having their “characters hacked”. “Dozens” of plots to access Blizzard accounts … Continue reading

June 13, 2013 · 2 Comments

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