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Caption Competition: The Fat Controller laughed you’re all going to die.


WINNER: The Fat Controller laughed you’re all going to die.(from MartF) RUNNERS UP: A lack of graffiti on their trains I notice. I wonder why? (from Inchcock) “I tried to … Continue reading

April 21, 2018 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: If ever there was a time to find out if ‘a slap in the face with a wet fish’ was as bad as they say…


WINNER: ‘If ever there was a time to find out if ‘a slap in the face with a wet fish’ was as bad as they say…’ (from Bear R Humphreys) … Continue reading

April 15, 2018 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: I’m with Jim Hacker, we must protect our sausage! Hang on, where’s it gone…


WINNER: I’m with Jim Hacker, we must protect our sausage! Hang on, where’s it gone… (from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP: ‘Mr. Corbyn – on a scale of 0-100%, with zero being … Continue reading

April 7, 2018 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Men’s rebirthing event over-subscribed


Winner: Men’s rebirthing event over subscribed (from Al OPecia) RUNNERS UP Hole in Boris Johnson’s underwear smaller than thought (from $$$davey) Sunday Times journalists at work (from Zaltminer) Brexiteers make … Continue reading

March 31, 2018 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Trump hires man to draw his hair on


WINNER: Trump hires man to draw his hair on (from JointBisk) RUNNERS UP: ‘You can all be my new advisors. Just hand out these pens. Next week, someone else gets … Continue reading

March 25, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: They call him the underdog.


WINNER: They call him the underdog. (from@MalcolmRexFairy) RUNNERS UP The North Korean Police confident they can stop defectors as they proudly demonstrate some of their new Levitating Border Patrol dogs. … Continue reading

March 18, 2018 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: The new Terminator film sees a cyborg sent back in time, to prevent Jim Davidson from being born.


WINNER: The new Terminator film sees a cyborg sent back in time, to prevent Jim Davidson from being born. (from PensionsSimon) RUNNERS UP Mr Trump had already selected his suit … Continue reading

March 11, 2018 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: The makers of Trump’s rug have expanded their range of inconspicuous head wear.


WINNER: The makers of Trump’s rug have expanded their range of inconspicuous head wear. (from ZZRMark) RUNNERS UP Plaid Cymru Council candidates in conference (from Inchcock) Spice Girls prepare for … Continue reading

March 4, 2018 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Come on David, give it your best shot!


WINNER: Come on David, give it your best shot! (from MalcolmRexFairy)   RUNNERS UP: Helmut’s helmet party (from Inchcock) Aww Dad, you’re making that face you were making when I … Continue reading

February 24, 2018 · 6 Comments

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