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May to give NHS ‘birthday present’ of HMV vouchers


Despite claiming to have found another £20bn for the NHS in left over change from the DUP, the Prime Minister has drawn up a gift list involving socks, scented candles … Continue reading

July 2, 2018 · Leave a comment

National Trust to take over the NHS


With a projected shortfall of £50bn by 2030, Theresa May has taken the decision to designate the NHS as a ‘grade-2 listed’ institution, in need of some ‘significant crowd-funding’.  As … Continue reading

June 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

Surgery patients advised to visit local butcher


Having encouraged sick children to be treated by pharmacists, NHS England has decided to outsource health care to the high street, combining The Body Shop with Hobbycraft.  Butchers will now … Continue reading

February 22, 2018 · 2 Comments

Call for extra tax to fund Richard Branson


A panel of health experts has determined that the entire budget of the NHS is insufficient to cover the urgent care of billionaires.  They propose a ring-fenced tax to support … Continue reading

February 8, 2018 · Leave a comment

Anyone without a bed can sleep on my couch, says Hunt


The Health Secretary has kindly offering to tackle the NHS over-crowding crisis by making use of his ‘emergency futon’.  Critics have suggested that he is out of touch, but Mr. … Continue reading

January 24, 2018 · Leave a comment

Surgeons could save time by not washing their hands


Up to two hours of surgery time could be saved per day by cutting out unnecessary luxuries, such as surgical scrubs, sharpened instruments and using an anaesthetic.  A study by … Continue reading

November 16, 2017 · Leave a comment

‘Rural Doctors’ technically Vets


The Government is offering a £20,000 incentive bonus to any GP willing to tackle the medical problems of rural communities; including fleas, worms and no qualms about mating with blood … Continue reading

November 6, 2017 · 2 Comments

Catalonia demands £350m for NHS


Amid violent protests, Catalans have appealed for their independence from an evil, centralized European bureaucracy and an end to straight bananas.  Holding banners depicting Nigel Farage in a Barcelona strip, … Continue reading

October 4, 2017 · Leave a comment

Boris sets out his vision for Brexit…in crayon


Using his finest penmanship and favourite felt-tips, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson (aged 53½) has explained how to spell ‘dog’, why his favourite colour is blue and how babies are … Continue reading

October 3, 2017 · Leave a comment

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