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Facemasks? Either its Coronavirus or we suddenly have a lot of dentists


The UK is braced for an outbreak of a scary virus or the possibility that everyone wants to look like a dental hygienist.  To add to the confusion, there is … Continue reading

February 5, 2020 · Leave a comment

Boris captures notorious phone thief


  The Prime Minister bravely wrestled a stolen mobile phone from an ITV journalist, while at the same time texting Laura Kuenssberg his inside trouser measurement. Naturally the journalist made … Continue reading

December 12, 2019 · Leave a comment

Trump arrives to take-over the NHS a week too soon


Due to a scheduling error and Donald Trump getting confused with his advent calendar, the President failed to launch the first striptease/carvery outlet of ‘McNHS’.  Mr. Trump had excitedly booked … Continue reading

December 5, 2019 · Leave a comment

Boris promises £1.8bn to NHS to cover his paternity tests


  In a one off payment to the NHS, the new Prime Minister has promised to fully fund maternity wards inundated with mewling blond-haired homunculi. He said that hospitals should … Continue reading

August 12, 2019 · Leave a comment

Prostate examination stigma ‘reduced’ through use of Flash mob.


The NHS in a bid to encourage patients to get routine check-ups, will be employing a host of entertainers; such as clowns to test your blood pressure, fortune-tellers to endorse immunization … Continue reading

May 2, 2019 · Leave a comment

Dr Who regeneration plot line part of NHS ‘long term plan’


In the absence of any real increase in nursing or funding, the NHS is going to have to depend upon implausible plot devices and a lifetime’s supply of Tiger Balm.  … Continue reading

January 15, 2019 · Leave a comment

Hospitals not ‘overcrowded’ they are just popular


Ministers were quick to clarify that the Christmas queues for hospital admission, were caused by the draw of resort-like facilities, the mortuary’s ever-popular Santa’s grotto and the fact that rickets … Continue reading

December 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

May to give NHS ‘birthday present’ of HMV vouchers


Despite claiming to have found another £20bn for the NHS in left over change from the DUP, the Prime Minister has drawn up a gift list involving socks, scented candles … Continue reading

July 2, 2018 · Leave a comment

National Trust to take over the NHS


With a projected shortfall of £50bn by 2030, Theresa May has taken the decision to designate the NHS as a ‘grade-2 listed’ institution, in need of some ‘significant crowd-funding’.  As … Continue reading

June 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

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