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Nick Clegg in ‘freak’ moment of conscience


Much to the surprise of those who spend their time checking hens for teeth and pigs for wings, the Deputy Prime Minister stunned political analysts by suggesting drug addiction is … Continue reading

March 11, 2015 · Leave a comment

Lib Dems to eradicate the main cause of childhood illiteracy – children ‏


In a bold statement of intent, Party Leader Nick Clegg set out his kid-free vision of the future. With a clear manifesto commitment, the Lib Dems expect to put an … Continue reading

January 27, 2015 · 3 Comments

Election Campaigns kick start five months of uninterrupted lying


With fingers crossed, fidgeting and winking to the camera, Prime Minister David Cameron fired the starting pistol to the longest sustained stream of bulls@$t in electoral history. He was swiftly … Continue reading

January 12, 2015 · Leave a comment

Scots vote to stay in UK ‘…through no fault of their own’


Despite figures released by the Scottish National Party (SNP) showing that 100% of all registered voters had selected Independence, Scottish people were surprised to awaken on Friday to the status … Continue reading

September 22, 2014 · Leave a comment

Nick Clegg to use everyone’s paternity leave next year


Anticipating he will have a lot of ‘free time on his hands’ after the next election, the Deputy Prime Minister has volunteered to provide round-the-clock support to all new parents. … Continue reading

September 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

Cameron raises terror threat level from ‘Boring’ to ‘Arms industry needs sales’


Despite the risk of being sued by Aesop for stealing the plot to ‘The Boy Who Cried Wolf’, the Coalition Government has once more increased alert levels of a risk … Continue reading

September 2, 2014 · 3 Comments

UK starts advertising for Scotland’s replacement


In the aftermath of Alex Salmond shouting Alistair Darling into submission, the remaining parts of the British Isles have resigned themselves to the fact that its time ‘to move on’ … Continue reading

September 1, 2014 · 4 Comments

Reality TV needs to be more inclusive for Eton & Oxbridge graduates


A Social Mobility Commission study has discovered that those who really run the UK are woefully under-represented on the only thing that matters to the British public – Talent Shows … Continue reading

August 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

Public devastated to discover Gove not a paedophile‏


Despite a child protection manager alleging over 20 prominent ministers were serial abusers, British parents have been left distraught by the fact Michael Gove had ‘…absolutely nothing to do with … Continue reading

July 28, 2014 · Leave a comment

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