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Awful baby names are just karma


A fifth of parents claim to have named and shamed their child, to reflect the heinousness of their baby’s past-life misdeeds.  These range from minor-offences resulting in names like Brian … Continue reading

September 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

Farage will not rule out Second Coming


Having predicted an escalation in referenda should he not get his way on EU membership, the UKIP leader has threatened to make Jesus descend from Heaven to sort out the … Continue reading

June 2, 2016 · Leave a comment

Hard Working Families to be given extra votes


Now that the entire General Election revolves around glowing generalities, a cross-party committee of MPs has agreed that greater representation should be given to positive, abstract concepts. So with the … Continue reading

April 30, 2015 · Leave a comment

Nick Clegg launches sinister dating site: ‘Salmond, Farage or Me’


In attempt to help voters lose their lunch, the Lib Dems have promoted their answer to C4’s ‘The Undateables’. Offering a stark choice of sexual extremes, Nick Clegg has positioned … Continue reading

April 21, 2015 · Leave a comment

Cameron promises not to serve a third term. Voters helpfully rule out a second.


In an attempt to manage public expectation, the Prime Minister has said he will not be swayed into staying in office, regardless of any mass displays of affection. Meanwhile, nonplussed … Continue reading

April 2, 2015 · Leave a comment

Nigel Farage


Surely an April Fools’ Joke?

April 1, 2015 · Leave a comment

Police search continues for the most ‘meaningless’ election issue


Officers have issued another request for any information pertaining to the whereabouts of the UK’s 2015 General Election. Meanwhile police have been dredging canals for anything that could be construed … Continue reading

March 30, 2015 · Leave a comment

Millions watch racist MEP totally ‘eclipse’ racist Party Leader


School children, wearing protective goggles, were treated to the rare glimpse of Nigel Farage’s face been obscured in tabloid papers by reports of a fraudulent UKIP colleague, Janice Atkinson. The … Continue reading

March 26, 2015 · Leave a comment

NHS ‘almost killed’ Farage – Doctors promise to ‘try harder’ next time


Further evidence has emerged of public health-care under-funding, as the NHS is failing to meet its target for killing off elderly racists. Doctors were forced apologise for the oversight and … Continue reading

March 24, 2015 · Leave a comment

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