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Half a billion for one white kid sounds about right


A US District Court judge has insisted that North Korea pay damages for the arrest and torture of student who was inadvertently caught being white, rich and stupid. Otto Warmbier … Continue reading

December 31, 2018 · Leave a comment

UK: ‘Can we have Kim Jong-un rather than Trump?’


Faced with a Friday the 13th dinner date with Donald Trump, UK diplomats have asked if we could have a visitor that is more moderate, stable and with a more … Continue reading

May 2, 2018 · Leave a comment

Trump thought he was agreeing to a date with Kim Kardashian


North Korean officials have declared their ‘honey trap’ a success, having lured President Trump with a bevy of attractive Kim’s; including Basinger, Cattrall and Philby.  Chief among these is Kim … Continue reading

March 12, 2018 · Leave a comment

North Korea still trying to hit cow with ‘banjo technology’


Scientists in Pyongyang have agreed that their wayward missile system, may be due to the fact they ‘couldn’t hit sand if they fell off a camel’.  Frustrated by their lack … Continue reading

September 18, 2017 · Leave a comment

North Korea still furious about Bake Off


Pyongyang continues to threaten its neighbours, in what is seen as an attempt to overthrow the universal symbol of Western Democracy and decadence – Sandi Toksvig’s cheeky smile. Subsequently launching … Continue reading

September 6, 2017 · Leave a comment

North Korea asks – Do you feel lucky? Well? Do ya, punk?


Unsure as to whether they had recently tested six intercontinental ballistic missiles or only five, the DPRK [Democratic People’s Republic of Korea] increased their rhetoric against the US by waving … Continue reading

August 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

North Korea kills ‘capitalist fish-dog’


Using four targeted ballistic missiles, North Korea has successfully purged the Sea of Japan of U.S. Imperialist fish and all ‘shifty looking plankton’.  In a glorious victory for the Democratic … Continue reading

March 29, 2017 · Leave a comment

Mumsnet fury over nuclear testing


Online parent forums were aflame with criticism that Kim Jong-un was asking North Korea to sit a thermo-nuclear test far too early, without proper preparation for key stage 2 and … Continue reading

October 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

North Korea to take UK’s EU spot


Leaders of European Community have reacted swiftly to Brexit news; planning to fill the void with a someone a little less ‘picky’ about concepts of democracy and who is rarely … Continue reading

July 21, 2016 · 3 Comments

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