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Obama leaves White House unflushed


It what is seen as a final act of revenge against Donald Trump’s disrespectful water-sports, the outgoing President has spent his remaining weeks keeping his family on a high fibre … Continue reading

January 25, 2017 · Leave a comment

Boris to teach the fuzzy wuzzies wiff waff


Theresa May has taken the bold decision to appoint Colonel Blimp’s pre-cum to the post of Foreign Secretary, elevating Mr. Johnson to a place where ‘he can do some actual … Continue reading

August 2, 2016 · Leave a comment

Trump insists the butler ‘didn’t do it’


Distancing himself from his ex-butler’s call to assassinate President Obama, a Trump spokesman was at pains to point out that this was a mystery-writing cliché and that if he was … Continue reading

May 31, 2016 · Leave a comment

World Leaders tell climate: ‘You’ve changed’


A bitter President Obama told the climate: ‘I’m still the fossil-fuel loving guy I’ve always been.  But you’ve changed.  You keep hitching up your shoreline to attract the attention of … Continue reading

December 17, 2015 · Leave a comment

Benjamin Netanyahu to sh@t through the Whitehouse’s letter box


Israel’s Prime Minister will be returning to Washington to re-assert his utter disdain for President Obama, through a series of tightly choreographed insults.  These diplomatic disses will include Mr.  Netanyahu … Continue reading

November 24, 2015 · Leave a comment

Obama demands ‘real black’ media CEO


In response to Rupert Murdoch’s implied criticism of his ethnic credentials, the US President has pointedly highlighted the lack of diversity among billionaire news-paper barons.  This is despite Fox News … Continue reading

October 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

‘Congress warned – all the ‘cool war names’ will be taken’


President Obama has cautioned that further delays on Syrian intervention will seriously restrict the Pentagon’s choice of ‘military monikers’. Unscrupulous ‘patent trolls’ have already reserved the names and web addresses … Continue reading

September 2, 2013 · 4 Comments

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