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Hogwarts loses charitable status


Under proposals put forward by the Labour Party conference, all private schools with homunculus house-elves – like Toby Young – will be integrated into the state sector.  No longer will … Continue reading

October 10, 2019 · Leave a comment

Ofsted chief insists children use flag semaphore instead of phones


In a crackdown on mobile phone usage, Amanda Spielman has said that students need traditional forms of communication – such as a fax, pagers or a typewriter tied to their … Continue reading

July 3, 2018 · Leave a comment

Adoption agencies inundated with middle-class toddlers post-‘Offer Day’


As UK primary schools announce their allocated places, aspiring parents have been forced to make some tough decisions between living with the shame of an infant in an average OFSTED … Continue reading

April 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

Gove argues more schools should be like Hogwarts


In what was seen as tacit admission that the public sector was falling behind on OECD’s International Defence against the Dark Arts tests, the Secretary of State insisted that schools … Continue reading

February 11, 2014 · 3 Comments

DfE infested with roosting chickens


Thanks to an excess of hubris, mismanagement and birdseed – Michael Gove’s education stratagem is unravelling before his very eyes. Yet despite a billion pound deficit, failing test scores and … Continue reading

December 24, 2013 · Leave a comment

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