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Police search for child who drew on Harry Styles

Law enforcement agencies are on alert for the perpetrator of multiple acts of vandalism upon a much loved British landmark and source of teenage fantasy. Reports have emerged that Harry … Continue reading

May 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

Coca-Cola to remove controversial drinks ingredient – Water

The world’s leading beverage-maker has bowed to pressure to ban the use of the mysterious chemical compound simply known as ‘H2O’. Nutritionists have long questioned what are the benefits to … Continue reading

May 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Those aren’t the hemorrhoids you’re looking for’

‘Those aren’t the hemorrhoids you’re looking for’ (from patrickbatemanblog) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com RUNNERS UP ‘Auditions for new Star Wars movie more rigorous than first thought’ (from Jazzk12) … Continue reading

May 4, 2014 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: “Ready!…..stuffed wombats next!”

“Ready!…..stuffed wombats next!” (from Pierian Dodo)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 26th April 2014 RUNNERS UP “New England opening bat revealed” (from Jim Harris) “Take that! … Continue reading

April 27, 2014 · 7 Comments

Syria was sooooooo last year!

Despite entering their third year of civil war many Syrians are starting to look drab, unwashed and unloved in comparison to fashionable parts of crisis-torn Eastern Europe. Once considered ‘quite … Continue reading

April 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

Kate Bush Tour forces all other female singers into early retirement

Through a combination of George Osborne’s generous pension provision in his budget and the surprise tour of the UK’s ‘last spark of originality’, many of the world’s leading musicians plan … Continue reading

March 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

Chirping smoke alarm shortlisted for Brit Award

 What began a series of barely audible warning noises, has quickly become a front runner for the prestigious music prize. Having recently been painted black by its stylist, starred in an … Continue reading

January 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

“One Direction’s film put through ‘clearing'”

UCAS has confirmed a late application for a Music Technology BSc at the University of Bedfordshire. Wary that fickle fame might desert them, the Anglo-Irish pop band admitted they needed … Continue reading

August 22, 2013 · Leave a comment

MP “only” grooming NOT coaching

Fighting allegations that he helped private companies influence Parliament, Tim Yeo insists that it was he who seduced them not the other way around. The Conservative MP made it clear … Continue reading

June 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

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