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World’s largest gunrunner oddly concerned that we might not buy their guns‏


By a strange coincidence Europe’s recent cutbacks to NATO spending, has prompted a shrill response from the military–industrial complex of the United States. US Military experts and diplomats are so … Continue reading

March 18, 2015 · Leave a comment

Islamic State tweets ‘haters gonna hate’


Hacking into the US military’s Centcom account, hackers working for IS have sent a clear message to the world that ‘Harry Styles is lush’. Using social media, the terrorist organisation … Continue reading

January 26, 2015 · Leave a comment

Syria was sooooooo last year!


Despite entering their third year of civil war many Syrians are starting to look drab, unwashed and unloved in comparison to fashionable parts of crisis-torn Eastern Europe. Once considered ‘quite … Continue reading

April 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

‘UK troops could lose vital cannon-fodder role,’ warns former US defence secretary


In his memoirs, Robert Gates has cautioned the Ministry of Defense (MoD) that proposed cuts will seriously jeopardize the UK’s responsibility as a human shield and conduit for inept US … Continue reading

January 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

Amazon to weaponize Xmas shopping


Fans of online shopping will soon see unmanned drones dropping a range of seasonal products upon their heads; with Syria already registering an interest in the express of delivery of … Continue reading

December 5, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘Syrian ‘red line’ looks a bit ‘orangey’’


Historians and even goldfish, have become somewhat puzzled by the U.S.’s memory loss and assertion that Syria is the first nation in ‘100 years’ to break the Geneva Convention’s ban … Continue reading

September 11, 2013 · 1 Comment

‘Congress warned – all the ‘cool war names’ will be taken’


President Obama has cautioned that further delays on Syrian intervention will seriously restrict the Pentagon’s choice of ‘military monikers’. Unscrupulous ‘patent trolls’ have already reserved the names and web addresses … Continue reading

September 2, 2013 · 4 Comments

“Cairo ‘massacre’ to be referred to as a ‘LG product launch'”


Diplomats in Washington were left in the unenviable position of finding a label for the murder of supporters of the deposed President Morsi. Having already defined Egypt’s Military Coup D’Etat … Continue reading

August 15, 2013 · Leave a comment

Solar paneled Drone to go into production


Pentagon Chiefs have expressed excitement about the prospect of a Drone version of The Solar Impulse plane. This follows extensive lobbying by the pressure group the Eco-NRA, whose motto is … Continue reading

May 24, 2013 · 2 Comments

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