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Putin congratulates ‘sleeper agent’ Trump


Dmitry Trumpski, formerly of Moscow’s School for Backward Boys, has met his KGB handler in Helsinki for the first time, in order to explain why nobody has, as yet, spotted … Continue reading

July 23, 2018 · Leave a comment

Putin compares Boris Johnson to Boris Johnson


The head of the UK’s diplomacy has helpfully likened Vladimir Putin to Hitler, in a novel attempt to defuse international tension and improve our chances of winning the World Cup.  … Continue reading

March 27, 2018 · Leave a comment

Putin: If I wanted someone dead, they would be DEAD


While conspiracy theories surround the attempted assassination of spy Sergei Skripal, the Russian President was keen to emphasize that he would not be so incompetent to use out-of-date nerve agent, … Continue reading

March 20, 2018 · Leave a comment

Russia may have helped with Trump’s tax returns


More evidence has emerged of the President’s collusion with Russia and his long-standing relationship with selective amnesia. In the words of another duplicitous Donald (Rumsfeld): ‘There are known knowns. Then … Continue reading

July 25, 2017 · Leave a comment

Trump denies ordering a Russian Mail Order Bribe


Rumours are abound that Donald Trump may have been assisted in his presidential campaign by a sultry, beauty from Saint Petersburg – answering to Grindr profile of ‘Vlad the Impaler’.  … Continue reading

January 26, 2017 · Leave a comment

Putin consults Wizzard over Ukraine crisis


Having agreed to meet Elton John to discuss gay rights, the Russian President has laid out a schedule to meet other ‘influential’ 70’s glam rockers to improve his international relations. … Continue reading

November 17, 2015 · 2 Comments

Russian Bombers to offer cut price flights to the UK


In a move, aggressively resisted by the RAF, the Russian Federation Air Force (VVS) has attempted to muscle in on the lucrative budget air routes normally dominated by firms like … Continue reading

February 26, 2015 · Leave a comment

Ukraine crisis is ‘Peace Avoidance’ not ‘Peace Evasion’ 


In a move set to reassure Europe, Russian officials have rebranded their support of the Ukraine Rebels as tax deductible. Taking inspiration from the shifting ethics of the British banking sector, … Continue reading

February 17, 2015 · Leave a comment

Russia forced to adopt the Pink Pound


Much to the chagrin of President Putin, the Russian central bank has confirmed that it will be investing its capital reserves in Pink currency rather than the devalued heterosexual Rouble. … Continue reading

January 8, 2015 · Leave a comment

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