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Michael Foot spotted in Salisbury


According to reliable sources, such as MI6, Baron Munchausen and Geppetto’s son, the deceased Labour leader was seen acting ‘suspiciously dead’ in the vicinity of a recent poison attack.  Despite … Continue reading

September 24, 2018 · Leave a comment

Salisbury house for sale. Buyer must have own Hazmat suit.


Sergei Skripal’s home has been snapped up by the UK Government, clearly inspired by Sarah Beeny’s ‘Help! My house is full of WMD’.  Said one tax payer: ‘Its great value … Continue reading

July 31, 2018 · Leave a comment

Syrian boy completes Panini ‘album of bombs’


Lucky Karam Mansour (12) has had the good fortune to have been bombed with every form of ballistics and by every conceivable nation.  This has allowed him to finish his … Continue reading

April 16, 2018 · Leave a comment

Facebook still can’t get you to ‘like’ your niece’s photo


While data-mining has been used to influence voting habits, consumerism and ‘the colour of rainbows’, Facebook has admitted that no one really cares about your cousin’s week long birthday celebration.  … Continue reading

April 5, 2018 · Leave a comment

Putin compares Boris Johnson to Boris Johnson


The head of the UK’s diplomacy has helpfully likened Vladimir Putin to Hitler, in a novel attempt to defuse international tension and improve our chances of winning the World Cup.  … Continue reading

March 27, 2018 · Leave a comment

Russian spy poisoned for ‘the secret of Brexit’


Double-agent Sergei Skripal is alleged to have been targeted as he knew the UK’s best kept secret – ‘how to make Brexit work’.  This classified information is so secret that … Continue reading

March 13, 2018 · Leave a comment

Blair: ‘I didn’t help Trump…but it does sound like the kind of thing I would do’.


A sheepish ex-Prime Minister was forced to deny collusion with the Trump election campaign, but also confirmed that it was the sort ‘weasel-ish thing’ that he would done, if only … Continue reading

January 11, 2018 · Leave a comment

126m Facebook users check out Russia’s relationship status


Evidence has emerged that millions of Americans are now stalking Russia online, desperate to know who they are dating and when they attended Novosibirsk State University.  Just like a creepy-ex, … Continue reading

November 2, 2017 · Leave a comment

Obama leaves White House unflushed


It what is seen as a final act of revenge against Donald Trump’s disrespectful water-sports, the outgoing President has spent his remaining weeks keeping his family on a high fibre … Continue reading

January 25, 2017 · Leave a comment

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