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Caption Competition: Johnson waits with friend for New Deal to turn up.

WINNER: Johnson waits with friend for New Deal to turn up. (From Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP PM Johnson is at at the very end of some very big, thick, red … Continue reading

September 14, 2019 · 3 Comments

Double whammy for the music world – Nicki Minaj retires & Mugabe dies

People around the world are in mourning, as one of the world’s most iconic authoritarian figures is gone. Also, Robert Mugabe is dead. Yet it is Mugabe whose musical legacy … Continue reading

September 11, 2019 · Leave a comment

‘Boris Johnson ate my Jack Russell’

Alarming footage has emerged of puppies being delivered straight to No.10, to a Prime Minister whose ‘unnatural appetites’ Parliament can no longer control. This was coupled with photographs, an hour … Continue reading

September 10, 2019 · Leave a comment

Tories withdraw whip from Duke of Wellington

Having taken the extraordinary steps to expel Winston Churchill’s grandson from the parliamentary party, Boris Johnson insisted he would clear out other Tory grandees; such Jeremy Clarkson, Leopold II of … Continue reading

September 9, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: When suncream isn’t enough…

WINNER: When suncream isn’t enough… (from wakeyrule) RUNNERS UP What a hill to die on (from SteveHorowitz) Proclaimers finally reach the end (from Hot67Flint) Scotland declares independence from Mars (from … Continue reading

September 7, 2019 · Leave a comment

Trump will nuke hurricanes if sanctions don’t work

Reports that President Trump repeatedly threatened to fire nuclear weapons to stop hurricanes, have been dismissed as alarmist, as he had not given up on finding a diplomatic solution first. … Continue reading

September 3, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘…and then I said ‘Well, if you say it’s this long Mr Johnson, that’ll be another thing nobody will believe’

WINNER: ‘…and then I said ‘Well, if you say it’s this long Mr Johnson, that’ll be another thing nobody will believe’ (from Bryntin)   RUNNERS UP ‘I hold in my … Continue reading

August 31, 2019 · 1 Comment

Elton John and Prince Harry offset carbon footprint by planting more poor people

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have avoided criticism of taking four private jet journeys in 11 days, by agreeing to plant a forest the size of Wales, over Wales. … Continue reading

August 28, 2019 · Leave a comment

Jo Swinson yet to rule out pact with Sauron

Having dismissed electoral or coalition agreements with the SNP and Labour, the Liberal Democrats were still keen to leave the door open to Dracula and Pennywise the Dancing Clown (or … Continue reading

August 27, 2019 · Leave a comment

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