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Spike in video conferencing matches disappointment in magnolia backdrop

As Britain’s workforce moves further towards more virtual meetings, it has become alarmingly apparent, how dull the nation’s interior walls are. As any conference drones on, your eyes are naturally … Continue reading

April 6, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Bugger! Is the advice ‘a pocketful of roses’ or ‘a pocketful if posies’ I should be giving?’

WINNER: ‘Bugger! Is the advice ‘a pocketful of roses’ or ‘a pocketful if posies’ I should be giving?’ (from David Hughes) RUNNERS UP ‘I must remember to stop touching my … Continue reading

April 5, 2020 · Leave a comment

Matt Hancock’s ventilator procurement an elaborate April Fool’s day prank

Pranksters throughout the UK saluted the Health Minister’s commitment to slapstick and turning protecting the British public into an ‘absolute joke’.   Many have likened him to the new Dom … Continue reading

April 1, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: One mask, one gown, one ventilator… £5000 no questions asked.

WINNER: One mask, one gown, one ventilator… £5000 no questions asked. (Ian Cooper) RUNNERS UP I married Akshata Murthy, the daughter of Indian billionaire – You can trust me, I’m … Continue reading

March 28, 2020 · 1 Comment

Assistant Referee still self-identifies as a ‘Linesman’

UEFA have come under fire for discriminating against ‘linespeople’ and their right to just focus on throw-ins and corners.  Since 1996, Graham Pollock (47) has had to live the lie … Continue reading

March 26, 2020 · Leave a comment

House of Lords to be reformed by Coronavirus

The virus, which targets the elderly and infirmed, is said to have big plans for the House of Lords – replacing hereditary nobles with hereditary illnesses. The only defense against … Continue reading

March 24, 2020 · Leave a comment

Tory voter confused that he seems to have voted for socialism

  Despite his best efforts to keep Jeremy Corbyn out of No.10, Malcolm Lodge (62) was somewhat nonplussed to discover his Tory government were talking about nationalization, universal income and … Continue reading

March 23, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Hand santizer or super glue? Easy mistake to make

WINNER: Hand santizer or super glue? Easy mistake to make (from WhatWouldHow1) RUNNERS UP Vote Labour! Oh, no, erm it’s the Convitusvirue I should be talking about… er… wheres my … Continue reading

March 22, 2020 · 1 Comment

Space Force ready to defeat Giant Space Asparagus

Observant members of the public have questioned the wisdom of space army clothed in jungle camouflage. Yet the President has declared a real and immediate threat to the Earth from … Continue reading

March 18, 2020 · Leave a comment

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