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Success, as 4 million of the original 16 million Remainers, still support Remain


The ‘Cancel Brexit’ petition has passed 4m signatures in less than 48 hours, which is amazing.  Particularly as ‘Vote Remain’ passed 16 million in 24 hours.  At this rate ‘Cancel … Continue reading

March 25, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘Look! We’ve formed a Firing Squad!!!’


Winner: ‘Look! We’ve formed a Firing Squad!!!’ (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP  “We’re independent!.. from something.” (from David H) If we are the ‘answer’, is the question what does ‘meh’ … Continue reading

March 23, 2019 · 4 Comments

Afghanistan 10, Rest of the World 0


What does the British, Soviet and American Empires have in common – besides an excessive amount of other people’s oil – could it be a complete failure to defeat one … Continue reading

March 21, 2019 · Leave a comment

Are you Anti-Semitic? Or just Mel Gibson?


Not sure if you are a rampant racist?  Still angry about the whole Jesus crucifixion thing?  Not a fan of Woody Allen movies?  You might be anti-Semitic, but thanks to … Continue reading

March 20, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: RSPCA ban 80’s dance craze ‘Hoovering the dog’


WINNER: RSPCA ban 80’s dance craze ‘Hoovering the dog’ (from IanWelling_2) RUNNERS UP “Stop doing that, Boris! You’re letting all the air out.” (from David H) “The things I have … Continue reading

March 17, 2019 · 2 Comments

Teachers to be offered a ‘wage’ to stay in school


The Department for Education is exploring the radical suggestion of offering teachers some kind of monetary transaction in exchange for a life of constant criticism and mountainous paperwork.  With teaching … Continue reading

March 14, 2019 · Leave a comment

Momo video was just Chris Grayling explaining Brexit


Parents have been warned that impressionable children may be watching a Conservative minister ‘with bulging eyes and huge beak-like mouth’.  Alarmist details of the lack of Brexit planning, can lead … Continue reading

March 11, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Literally a selfie stick


WINNER: Literally a selfie stick (from MillyTotz88) RUNNERS UP They’ll try anything to get folks to talk about Brexit! (from Inchcock) Harvey Weinstein only allowed to touch images of stars, … Continue reading

March 10, 2019 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Ryanair stewardess demonstrates their new improved lifejacket.


WINNER: Ryanair stewardess demonstrates their new improved lifejacket. (Adrian Bamforth) RUNNERS UP Chris Grayling’s second attempt at a ferry service (From YouthBitz) See what can do to you? Best stick … Continue reading

March 4, 2019 · 2 Comments

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