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Caption Competition: ‘Maybe alternating with layers of fondant wasn’t the best idea.’

WINNER: ‘Maybe alternating with layers of fondant wasn’t the best idea.’ (David H)   RUNNERS UP No deal Brexit finally reached (from steve horowitz) I only told the missus to … Continue reading

November 9, 2019 · 2 Comments

Leech claims to be a ‘blood creator’

Medical research normally endorses the careful removal of a parasite, but some leeches are of the opinion that if it was not for them, no blood would ever be produced. … Continue reading

November 5, 2019 · Leave a comment

The 70s is sick and tired of your bitching

While The Daily Mail would like you to believe that the 1970s was the nadir of human civilization, the Bay City Rollers would like to tell them to ‘Bye Bye … Continue reading

November 4, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: BIBLICAL TERMINOLOGY: ‘Blow job’ – a discerning wind

WINNER BIBLICAL TERMINOLOGY: ‘Blow job’ – a discerning wind (from Moky) RUNNERS UP “…and I went like this and said in my deep voice ‘I am your Father Luke…’ and … Continue reading

November 2, 2019 · 1 Comment

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Fascists will actually shoot me

Recent concerns that violent language may lead to violence, have been of little consolation to those UK citizens who have discovered that actual violence also leads to violence.  MPs seem … Continue reading

October 28, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘This guy is mental. He’s even decorated the table with a vase of cauliflowers’

WINNER: ‘This guy is mental. He’s even decorated the table with a vase of cauliflowers.’ (from Bryntin)   RUNNERS UP ‘He must be getting in touch with Elvis, now!’ (from … Continue reading

October 27, 2019 · 3 Comments

Boris promises ‘climate withdrawal’ – Clexit

In response to the country being narrowly split, 2% to 98% in favour of helping the environment, the Prime Minister has promised to take back control of our weather systems.  … Continue reading

October 23, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: No one could persuade Bill to get his haemorrhoids seen to.

WINNER: No one could persuade Bill to get his haemorrhoids seen to. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP James & the Giant Peach had not aged well (From FloTop5) How to … Continue reading

October 19, 2019 · 2 Comments

Cardinal Newman accidentally burnt as witch

In a tragic turn of events, an administration error has meant that John Henry Newman’s two ‘miracles’ have now been recognized as ‘spells’. Although the Catholic Church is big fan … Continue reading

October 16, 2019 · Leave a comment

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