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Caption Competition: Human snow globes – hard to fit on your desk


Human snow globes – hard to fit on your desk (from Mark Chester) RUNNERS UP There was only one practical way to stop the smell of farts during yoga (From … Continue reading

July 12, 2020 · Leave a comment

I’m making it up as I go along, admits Boris


As the Prime Minister kickstarts the second wave of Corvid-19 infections by personally spitting in everyone’s pint, there is a growing suspicion that he has been winging it; like an … Continue reading

July 9, 2020 · Leave a comment

Chinese brutal crackdown of HK citizens, accuses US/UK – with no sense of irony


Upsetting images of Hong Kong nationals being pepper-sprayed and led away by police, have been in marked contrast to the UK and US doing the same thing to citizens of … Continue reading

July 8, 2020 · Leave a comment

Man claiming to speak for everyone, probably not defusing fears of a global conspiracy


Hearing voices in your head is commonly known as a hallucination, hearing no voices but claiming to represent millions is primarily called ‘having a YouTube channel’. More recently, Martin Jenks … Continue reading

July 7, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Stars in their eyes


WINNER: Stars in their eyes (Steve Horowitz) RUNNERS UP Is it, Batman, Batwoman or Robin? The Black Canary? Cat man or woman? Ironman, or the Lone Ranger? No, it’s Cronvirusman!  … Continue reading

July 6, 2020 · 2 Comments

Covid-19 so last year, says G4 EA H1N1


China has identified a new flu strain that will soon have heads turning on the catwalks of Milan and stomachs churning in the bathrooms of Bognor. The new virus is … Continue reading

July 6, 2020 · Leave a comment

No singing at weddings? Thank f$ck!


Out of the chaos of their Covid-19 strategy, the Government has finally hit upon a regulation that everyone can support – an end to your drunk Uncle singing ‘My Way’ … Continue reading

July 3, 2020 · Leave a comment

Farage endorses Starmer who endorses Alf Garnet


Short of shouting ‘stay in your lane’, the new Labour leader has dismissed the BLM movement in favour of more votes from skin heads. If being supported by Nigel Farage … Continue reading

July 2, 2020 · Leave a comment

Ketchup works for everything – except sex play


Britain’s favourite red gravy can be smeared on any meal with no ill effects, but the moment it is introduced into bedtime frolics, it not only kills the moment, but … Continue reading

July 1, 2020 · Leave a comment

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