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Caption Competition: So tell me again, it only means I’ve pardoned the white turkeys, right?


WINNER: So tell me again, it only means I’ve pardoned the white turkeys, right? (from Bryntin)   RUNNERS UP White meat (from JackieO66) It’s a dream sequence. Trump is letting … Continue reading

December 10, 2017 · 2 Comments

New TV ‘finally’ big enough, says Man


With ‘Black Friday’ a distant memory and a future cause for insolvency, Mr. Hassan Bukhari (42) has unveiled the latest addition to his family – a splendiferous, 70 inch wide-screen … Continue reading

December 6, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: The inmates were ready to go back in but the staff had forgotten to fetch the straitjackets again.


WINNER: The inmates were ready to go back in but the staff had forgotten to fetch the straitjackets again. (from Bryntin)   RUNNERS UP Superglue. Always good for a laugh. … Continue reading

December 3, 2017 · 2 Comments

Police finally track down man who leaves chewing gum in urinals


After decades of investigation and cottaging, police have revealed the identity of the man behind the most notorious of crimes – second only to James Corden’s agent.  Ahmet Hill, of … Continue reading

November 29, 2017 · Leave a comment

Mount Agung erupts in anger over Prince Harry engagement


A slumbering Balinese Fire Goddess has taken exception to proposed nuptials between Meghan Markle and the ‘ginger hotty’ from House of Windsor.  So aggrieved is this green-eyed deity, that 100,000 … Continue reading

November 28, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Ah, Halloween Party: sounds less dangerous than the Republican Party, they should change the name?


WINNER: Ah, Halloween Party: sounds less dangerous than the Republican Party, they should change the name? (from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP Strangely it wasn’t the spiders that were freaking everyone out … Continue reading

November 26, 2017 · 1 Comment

Tony Pulis to take over management of Zimbabwe


Despite parting company with West Bromwich Albion, Tony Pulis is expected to take over at fellow strugglers, Zimbabwe, to help them avoid being relegated to the Third World – or … Continue reading

November 22, 2017 · Leave a comment

Kensington Tories rate the Titanic disaster a ‘B minus’


Having asked residents to tastefully score the Grenfell Tower tragedy ‘out of ten’, town councillors have proposed to rate Harold Shipman on Check-a-Trade and the Holocaust on Trip Advisor.  Undeterred … Continue reading

November 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

Closing Sky News ‘less a threat, more a dare’


Sky’s threat to close its news division, if it impedes Fox’s takeover, has been greeted with a modicum of indifference and widespread hope.  For many, the absence of Sky News … Continue reading

November 20, 2017 · Leave a comment

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