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North Korea asks – Do you feel lucky? Well? Do ya, punk?

Unsure as to whether they had recently tested six intercontinental ballistic missiles or only five, the DPRK [Democratic People’s Republic of Korea] increased their rhetoric against the US by waving … Continue reading

August 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Hitchcock does Brexit

WINNER: Hitchcock does Brexit (from karenwestBB) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 19th Aug 2017 RUNNERS UP Merkel puts in Cameo appearance. (from Al O’Pecia) ‘Naked Attraction’ – … Continue reading

August 20, 2017 · 1 Comment

Chocolate bars aren’t smaller, we’re just fatter

Manufacturers have dismissed claims that confectionery favourites have shrunk, explaining that anything would look small in our ‘big fat, sausage fingers’.  The Office for National Statistics concluded that 2,500 products … Continue reading

August 16, 2017 · Leave a comment

Student debt is ‘character building’

According to the tabloids, owing £90,000 before you have left home now tops Maslow’s hierarchy of needs – just above feeling bloated, spam email and hangnail. University students need to … Continue reading

August 15, 2017 · Leave a comment

Office worker still thinks manual labour ‘looks relaxing’

Gazing at workmen assembling scaffolding outside his office window, Joshua Millingsworth (29) told all within earshot, that working class people ‘don’t have a care in the world’.  Based on years … Continue reading

August 14, 2017 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘…and then you tighten the knot around the base of the penis like so.’

WINNER: ‘…and then you tighten the knot around the base of the penis like so.’ (from ZZRMark)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 12 Aug 2017 RUNNERS … Continue reading

August 12, 2017 · 3 Comments

National Trust celebrates ‘Heterosexual Shame Weekend’

With some volunteers uncomfortable supporting LGBTQ rights, The National Trust has decided instead to memorialize smutty beachside postcards, grey socks and unimaginative sexual positions.  The ‘Heterosexual Shame Weekend’ will see … Continue reading

August 8, 2017 · Leave a comment

Rudd solves “inter-web-thingy”

The Home Secretary has instructed Silicon Valley to guard against the threat of Calcalator watches, the Siemens S25 and other forms of witchery. Warning of the dangers of terrorists on … Continue reading

August 7, 2017 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘I’m building it in preparation for the Presidents visit!’

WINNER: ‘I’m building it in preparation for the Presidents visit!’ (from Inchcock) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 5th August 2017 RUNNERS UP ‘To be honest mate, when … Continue reading

August 6, 2017 · 3 Comments

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