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Caption Competition: ‘And I am pleased to announce that Jacob Rees-Mogg has been transported back to the 18th Century’


WINNER: ‘And I am pleased to announce that Jacob Rees-Mogg has been transported back to the 18th Century‘ (from Titus) RUNNERS UP Calls for a People’s Vote on 1922 result … Continue reading

January 20, 2019 · 2 Comments

Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth announce 2020 divorce


Publicists for the celebratory pair were pleased to announce the couple’s imminent nuptials, quickly followed by a flurry of lucrative media interest and to culminate in the inevitable break-up. The … Continue reading

January 17, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Fans say the cast of Mummy Mia 2 are too old


WINNER: Fans say the cast of Mummy Mia 2 are too old (from BotTheDot) RUNNERS UP ‘Mr Trump? Wake up – it’s time to go to work’ (From Nicktoon5) Brexit … Continue reading

January 13, 2019 · Leave a comment

May bribes Knights of Ni to say ‘Yea’


The Prime Minister has offered New Year’s honours to Brexiteers in exchange for their support, with the understanding that they can have any shrubbery they want, provided it is not … Continue reading

January 7, 2019 · Leave a comment

New ‘drone detection’ system involves two paper cups and a piece of string


Security Minister Ben Wallace has insisted that Gatwick will suffer no further disruptions, thanks to a pair of opera glasses and the 1987 Puffin edition of ‘I spy drones’. Using … Continue reading

January 3, 2019 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet’s Comedy Man/Woman/HeShe of the Year 2018


As an annual award, Flibbertigibbet salutes the one individual who has provided the most comedic material for satirical news in the last year.  No doubt Donald Trump would expect to … Continue reading

January 1, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: If M&S did pigs in blankets…


WINNER: If M&S did pigs in blankets… (from ClareField2) RUNNERS UP If you think I am voting for Trump again go fuck yourself, he’s making a pigs ear out of … Continue reading

December 30, 2018 · Leave a comment

Buy your new Flibbertigibbet Annual – ‘Seagulls on Smack’


Still looking for the perfect Xmas gift or draft-excluder?  Why not invest your pension in a 1,000 copies of the latest Flibbertigibbet New Annual? Once more, we’ve tried to combine … Continue reading

December 26, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Who thinks Theresa May should be on the naughty list?’


WINNER: ‘Who thinks Theresa May should be on the naughty list?’ (JamieJam) RUNNERS UP ‘Put your hands in the air, if you’d like to f$ck an elf’ (from Daisyoutside2) ‘Hands … Continue reading

December 22, 2018 · 2 Comments

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