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Caption Competition: ‘Yeah I have compassion, it’s like the smallest compassion that has EVER been. Believe me. No one is going to have smaller compassion than me. FACT’


WINNER: ‘Yeah I have compassion, it’s like the smallest compassion that has EVER been. Believe me. No one is going to have smaller compassion than me. FACT’ (from SparklyClaire) This … Continue reading

June 25, 2017 · 2 Comments

Turns out, Pandas have been ‘doing anal’ all along


Scientists in the reproductive physiology department at the San Diego Zoo have discovered, through the use of thermal imagining, a general predilection for ‘black and white back-door action’ in the … Continue reading

June 22, 2017 · Leave a comment

‘Don’t worry, I got this covered’ says May


Surrounded by canned goods, Theresa May sent out a reassuring message to the British public, deep from within the bowels of No.10’s bespoke nuclear bunker.  Strapping on a bullet-proof vest, … Continue reading

June 20, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘No, no, no… it’s just a courteous phrase. When I said, ‘you must drop in, sometime’, I didn’t really mean it.’


WINNER: ‘No, no, no… it’s just a courteous phrase. When I said, ‘you must drop in, sometime’, I didn’t really mean it.’ (from Moky) This month’s photo come courtesy of: … Continue reading

June 17, 2017 · 1 Comment

Corbyn wins Under-20 World Cup


Despite being an Arsenal fan, Jeremy Corbyn has led England’s Under-20s to their first electoral upset since 1966.  Through a combination of ‘kick it and hope’ and Theresa May still … Continue reading

June 14, 2017 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Julian Assange offers to form new Government.


WINNER: Julian Assange offers to form new Government. (from Al O’Pecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 10th june 2017 RUNNERS UP Ecuador invite Teresa May to emigrate … Continue reading

June 11, 2017 · 3 Comments

Biff, Chip and Kipper and the ‘not-so-free’ school meal


Mum was reading an election leaflet: ‘Fuck me.  Mrs May says she will no longer be providing free school lunches.’ ‘She’s not normally such a bitch,’ observed Chip. ‘Not that … Continue reading

June 8, 2017 · Leave a comment

UK asked to choose between Internment Camps, the Final Solution or Box No.3


In what seems to be the worst game-show ever, Britain is now being asked to pick the lesser of all evils – when it seems that all the options are … Continue reading

June 6, 2017 · 4 Comments

Caption Competition: Theresa May spotted


WINNER: Theresa May spotted (from JaneAtHome89) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 3rd June 2017 RUNNERS UP Blue hair, orange brolly, lime leggings and a red nose… He … Continue reading

June 3, 2017 · 1 Comment

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