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Goodbye – but not goodbye

Dear Readers of Flibbertigibbet News, This is goodbye – but not really.  As you know, for the last 13 years my stories have regularly appeared on the NewsBiscuit website.  In … Continue reading

June 10, 2021 · Leave a comment

Wallet Inspectors to be nationalized

Having spent the last three decades working in the private sector, the UK Government has finally decided to renationalize the nation’s gullible.  A Minister explained: ‘Too long has private industry … Continue reading

June 8, 2021 · Leave a comment

Could £1.795m life-saving drug have used cheaper packaging?

Questions are being asked why Novartis Gene Therapies is charging the NHS so much to save a child’s life; was it the redundant child proof cap, was it offering it … Continue reading

June 7, 2021 · Leave a comment

Vaccine fears allayed as jab will improve your darts arm

Anti-vaccers have finally accepted that the advantages of the Covid jab far outweigh the risk, now that we can all throw arrows like Eric Bristow.  A scientist explained: ‘We had … Continue reading

June 3, 2021 · Leave a comment

Starmer confident that Covid enquiry will work, just like Grenfell

After the damming testimony of Dominic Cummings, the Labour Leader has opted to damn the government with faint praise. Instead of calling for resignations, Keir called for an enquiry similar … Continue reading

June 2, 2021 · Leave a comment

Something about Princess Diana

Blah, blah, blah of course you are still reading, blah blah blah just on the off chance we mention Diana again. We could even recycle something from ten years ago … Continue reading

June 1, 2021 · Leave a comment

Belarus hijackers condemned for aggressive tourist strategy

The Belarusian Government was forced to defend its policy of kidnapping journalists in mid-flight, trying to increase their number of holiday makers and dissidents. Although there are rumours that the … Continue reading

May 31, 2021 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: “Take that, Slaphead”

WINNER: “Take that, Slaphead” (@MoreUtterPiffle) RUNNER UP ‘Hands up if you want Independence’ (from SophieBriggs3) Kids unimpressed by mime of Scottish drunk leaning against wall (from DandyWott) ‘Alex Salmond told … Continue reading

May 29, 2021 · Leave a comment

Woman asks: ‘Should I pay an overdue e-bill for an iPhone I don’t have?’

Darcy Faroo (29) has asked if she should trust an invoice addressed to a ‘Dear Mr. Dorothy Faboo’. Darcy would not normally question the veracity of such an email, given … Continue reading

May 27, 2021 · Leave a comment

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