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Caption Competition: ‘Ah, an independent hairdresser!’


WINNER: ‘Ah, an independent hairdresser!’ (from Inchcock) How d’ya want it eh? Oh cut short y’say, just like an English MP’s extra five week holiday eh? Och, I’m so funny…’ … Continue reading

September 29, 2019 · 2 Comments

Facebook knows when you have sex, but so does your neighbour


A controversial menstruation app has been designed to monitor rigorous love-making, almost as closely as your neighbour, who shares an adjoining wall with your bedroom.  While Facebook is able to … Continue reading

September 26, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘If you want my body, and you think I’m sexy… ‘


WINNER: ‘If you want my body, and you think I’m sexy…’ (from @Syco_babble)     One Brexit was too hard, one Brexit was too soft and Jacob found this Brexit … Continue reading

September 22, 2019 · 1 Comment

Exploding tomato ruins everything


Adil Chaudhry (34) has had his life turned upside down and his shirt coated, by vegetable shrapnel. Tentatively pricking a cherry tomato with his fork, Mr Chaudhry unleashed a chain … Continue reading

September 18, 2019 · Leave a comment

Half as many plastic bags available for Brexit clean-up


Sadly sales of plastic bags in the UK have halved; which may be good news for turtles looking to lose weight but is bad news for those of us who … Continue reading

September 17, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Johnson waits with friend for New Deal to turn up.


WINNER: Johnson waits with friend for New Deal to turn up. (From Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP PM Johnson is at at the very end of some very big, thick, red … Continue reading

September 14, 2019 · 3 Comments

Double whammy for the music world – Nicki Minaj retires & Mugabe dies


People around the world are in mourning, as one of the world’s most iconic authoritarian figures is gone. Also, Robert Mugabe is dead. Yet it is Mugabe whose musical legacy … Continue reading

September 11, 2019 · Leave a comment

‘Boris Johnson ate my Jack Russell’


Alarming footage has emerged of puppies being delivered straight to No.10, to a Prime Minister whose ‘unnatural appetites’ Parliament can no longer control. This was coupled with photographs, an hour … Continue reading

September 10, 2019 · Leave a comment

Tories withdraw whip from Duke of Wellington


Having taken the extraordinary steps to expel Winston Churchill’s grandson from the parliamentary party, Boris Johnson insisted he would clear out other Tory grandees; such Jeremy Clarkson, Leopold II of … Continue reading

September 9, 2019 · Leave a comment

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