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Caption Competition: The not so ‘Hard’ Border


WINNER: The not so ‘Hard’ Border (From Zatsmee) RUNNERS UP  Eire reacts to Brexit (from Goy7AA) Leprechauns their powers to conjure invisible stool (from MikeStern1976) Both of them could see … Continue reading

April 20, 2019 · Leave a comment

French Police hunt arsonist with distinctive curvature of the spine


Officials now believe that fire in Notre-Dame Cathedral may have been started by a dissatisfied bell-ringer, aggrieved by his medieval working conditions and lack of orthopaedic chairs. A Mr. Q. … Continue reading

April 18, 2019 · Leave a comment

Theresa May negotiates Brexit extension, with free Broadband


Using comparison website CompareTheMerkel.com, the British Prime Minister has secured a sixth month extension, 33% off pet-insurance and a trial week of Sky Cinema. By shopping around Europe, Mrs May … Continue reading

April 16, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Sing when you’re winning, you only sing when you’re winning’


WINNER: ‘Sing when you’re winning, you only sing when you’re winning’ (from Baldilocks6) RUNNERS UP Hard cheese for those who like soft cheese (From GuggleMrs) ‘Oooo a blue flag…hold on…where’s … Continue reading

April 15, 2019 · Leave a comment

Netanyahu annexes Moon


Having secured an historic fifth term in office, President Netanyahu reiterated his commitment to a Greater Israel by expanding into nearby territory, 230,000 miles away. Despite crashing into the lunar … Continue reading

April 15, 2019 · Leave a comment

Johnson, Johnson and Beelzebub


Share price in the US pharmaceutical giant has plummeted with the news that their CEO is a twelve foot demon, with horns and pitchfork. Confirmation that Lucifer had been managing … Continue reading

April 9, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Trump: ‘So… how’s the family?’


WINNER: Trump: “So… how’s the family?” (from Adrian Bamforth) RUNNERS UP Waiting for Godknowswhat (from Al O’Pecia) Sadly Kim never saw the heart Donald made with his hand (from PokeNot6_) … Continue reading

April 6, 2019 · 1 Comment

Maybot fails Turing test


Sadly when given the opportunity to accept a workable Brexit, Theresa May has failed to replicate basic human functions; such as empathy, comprehension and the ability to run through a … Continue reading

April 3, 2019 · Leave a comment

Samuel Beckett wrote Brexit


Literary scholars have discovered a long forgotten text from the Nobel prize-winner, in which he describes an austerity-ridden landscape, filled with hapless characters stuck in a limbo of indicative votes. … Continue reading

April 2, 2019 · 1 Comment

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